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Seven seconds away, I'll be waiting, seven seconds away.

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Seven seconds away, seven seconds away.

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Seven seconds away, seven seconds away.

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Seven seconds away, seven seconds away.

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Seven seconds away, seven seconds away.

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Seven seconds away, seven seconds away.

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Seven seconds away, seven seconds away.

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I can see all of you. You think that you're the only ones that can see me, but you're right. I can see everyone out there now. I'm looking right back at you. Through your fucking webcam. Do you not know there's a reverse stream going on here, man? I can see you watching me. You look great. You look fucking fantastic. You look great.

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You're looking healthy. You're looking healthy. Very healthy. Time for the speed run anyway.

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Did anyone guess the tune?

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How are you getting on, everybody?

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Thanks for watching.

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Poor old Chris getting fucking slashed there by a deep vein of Moses.

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That's not going to be the way it is tonight because we have a no damage, no herb, full on speed run coming your way.

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Start to finish.

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The whole shebang.

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No damage.

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No comebacks.

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No fucking legal proceedings.

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No nothing.

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We get through it without any, any help at all.

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Rapid style.

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Rapid style.

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Do I believe in ghosts?

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No.

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Yeah, I do actually, yeah.

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Rest in peace, Barry is right.

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You're wrong.

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DC, you're wrong.

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It's not a driving game, lobby music.

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But I mean, you're in the right country.

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Even though you didn't mention a country,

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you would just assume it's Japan, you know.

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How are you Kevin, you're in Tulsk.

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Tulsk is a great town.

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And it's actually the jewel in the Roscommon's crown.

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What a game.

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Pez, yeah, Fergal, it was Pez.

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But I'm not sure if it was Pro Evolution Soccer over here.

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They had that menu music because it was winning 11,

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which is the Japanese video game.

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They don't call it Pro Evo over there.

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I mean, you know this one.

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The classic.

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Fucking grandstand.

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Sota Fujimori.

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This is the best.

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Sorry about that.

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Got the fucking Resident Evil thing.

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This is the best tune.

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I wonder who the guys on the field are.

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The field of play.

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This fella here with the bowl.

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The bowl head.

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Who's he?

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I thought that was Mark Lawrenson at first.

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But I mean, I made the screen go bigger.

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And then I knew that it wasn't Mark Lawrenson.

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And also, while you're here,

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make the screen go bigger is the correct way to say that fucking...

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What you mean when you increase the size of the screen.

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Or the window.

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Make the screen go bigger is acceptable as well.

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Language takes many forms.

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Don't be ashamed of the way you say something

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just because it's not the fucking way that the fucking bucks tell you it's not.

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And try and decode that sentence.

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And come back to me.

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Thank you, Yashimitsu.

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Clearly you can't pass the board.

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I didn't want to start a new game.

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We might have a quick look at Yashimitsu while we're waiting.

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I haven't played anything past Tekken 3.

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Yashimitsu.

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Tekken 3.

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Tekken 3.

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Oh, this is the whole game with Yoshimitsu.

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That guy was a tough cookie as well.

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He knew the martial arts styles.

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But look at fucking Yoshimitsu, man.

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He was a robotic cyborg, and he had class shorts.

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He was wearing the shorts that the footballers used to wear back in the 1940s.

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Wow, look at that, man.

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Triple spinner.

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Spin backer.

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Whoa.

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Choke hold.

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What's he doing?

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Ah, in fairness, man.

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Yoshimitsu's fucking class.

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And Eddie Gordo come on the scene then, being all like this.

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I'm gonna dance you out of it, man.

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I'm gonna dance you out of it.

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See my moves, do you?

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I know how to do fucking jiving, man.

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And then Yoshimitsu would just stand there.

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Oh, you'd sit down.

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Sit on his arse and just fucking play with the sword.

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Fight.

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See that.

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Was that...

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The Japanese...

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The Japanese...

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Harry Kiri.

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Is this a Harry Cari?

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Do you know when you fall on your sword?

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Out of honor.

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You'd rather kill yourself.

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And impale yourself on your own sword rather than be defeated by the enemy.

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Is that...

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Was that a move then?

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Watch.

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Wait a sec.

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No.

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No.

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Wrong.

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Wrong one.

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Wrong one.

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So he inflicted...

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He inflicted damage on Eddie.

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But he also inflicted damage on himself.

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But the damage was so much to Eddie that it didn't matter.

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Bushido blade.

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Eddie Gordo.

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Capoeira jab.

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Yeah.

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But I...

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Was...

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Was that...

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Harry...

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Look.

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See that man.

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See the damage it did to Eddie.

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And it does half to himself.

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But it does over two thirds to Eddie.

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Never noticed that now.

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I didn't even know his moves.

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To be honest.

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I didn't ever want to play as Yoshimitsu.

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I thought he was cack.

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Then what was the story with the tree?

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Do you remember?

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There was like a tree that you could just use.

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And the tree would...

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Did...

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Could you even fucking win as the tree?

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It was just a tree bark.

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Like a big tree trunk.

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With bits of...

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Shticks for arms.

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Makujin.

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Somebody says.

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Makujin mark.

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Thank you very much.

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Makujin Tekken 3.

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Hard tree.

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Tree trunk.

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He steals other people's moves.

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He does.

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What an absolute thief.

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He's a sneak thief.

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Is he?

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Sneaky tree trunk.

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And tell me this.

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And tell me no more.

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In Japan.

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Do they practice martial arts on fucking tree trunks or something?

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Is that where they got it from?

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As I've seen in the upcoming Shenmue.

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There's bits and pieces where you do...

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You do learn moves against a tree trunk.

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Do you know?

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In front of Mr. Johnny Hay.

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He has a chip on his shoulder.

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This ain't working.

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That's the way you do it.

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Get your money for nothing.

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And your kicks for free.

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Thank you very much.

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Somebody's taped this on a VCR.

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The Welsh's are in town.

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Thank you very much, Morgan.

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Morgan Stanley.

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Look at this.

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Tree trunk.

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McGarnagall.

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Nina got Simone there, man.

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Makujin won a perfect fight.

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Thanks, Sepulco.

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I don't think Nina was Irish, Keith.

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As far as I know, there weren't any Irish characters in Tekken.

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In the whole Tekken series.

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I could be wrong.

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But I think I'm right.

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Dylindoran says she is.

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Keith Stoyle says she was.

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Nina is Irish.

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Not to my knowledge.

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Not to my knowledge she wasn't.

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Nina Tekken.

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I think you're Tekken the piss.

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Telling me that.

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Tekken Irish, is it?

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There was no Irish move.

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History of Nina.

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Fucking Brit flag there.

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I wonder.

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Did they get a voiceover?

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Did they?

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Did they get a good decent voiceover for her?

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Or is it a cack job?

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Hey guys and welcome to History Behind the Warrior.

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Today we're going to be talking about Nina Williams.

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Wow.

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Nina is of Irish descent.

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Alright, fair enough.

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Connor Williams.

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Fair enough.

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Fair enough.

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And Nina was bred to kill.

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As her mother was an Aikido master.

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And her father was an ex-IRA assassin.

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As she grew up, she had a very uncanny talent for fighting.

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Outmatching many people older than her and with much more experience than herself.

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Eventually Nina would become an assassin.

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Although most of her missions are inclined for the good of the world.

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One day Nina Williams is given a mission to participate in the King of the Iron Fist tournament.

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King of the Iron Fist.

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Okay.

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It is left unknown how far she participated in the tournament.

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But she was not the one to defeat Heihachi.

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As Kazuya was the one to defeat him.

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After failing to complete...

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The rubber bandit should have said Nina Williams is in the Rai.

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And that's the big list.

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And they would have been right.

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...her mission in the first King of the Iron Fist tournament.

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Iron Fist is after you.

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...in order to execute Kazuya Mishima.

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This would lead to her having a very fierce rivalry with her sister.

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As Anna had been hired to be a bodyguard for Kazuya Mishima.

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Nina would be captured by the Mishima Zaibatsu.

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And used in Dr. Bonoscovich's research.

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Who's that fucking Goomba?

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Dr. Bonoscovich is it?

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I didn't play past Tekken 3.

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So I don't know this guy.

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Is he a character?

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Can you play as him?

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I'd say he wouldn't be great.

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But he'd probably have some stupid special...

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...science moves.

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...in the next 19 years alongside her sister.

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As Anna actually volunteered to participate in this.

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With many believing that she may have felt lonely.

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Or jealous that her sister would be younger than her.

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When she exited the cryosleep.

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The cryosleep, yeah.

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19 years later.

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Sensing the presence of the god of fighting, Boga.

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Now when the three guys say...

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Thank you very much.

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Anna will welcome out any tree.

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Thank you.

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The tree fella used to bounce in Cozy Joes in Westport.

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Sound enough lad.

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Always had a bit of wood.

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For the ladies.

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That's McCoojin anyway.

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McCoojin was bouncing in Cozy Joes.

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This would sadden Anna as she enjoyed their sibling rivalry.

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Now rather than fighting Nina, Anna would attempt to forge a new future for Nina.

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And prevent her from remembering.

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Ah fucking hell.

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Goes on a bit too much.

276
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Five and a half minutes of something.

277
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Like a history.

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A bible of a character that doesn't exist.

279
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Well you learn something new everyday.

280
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Anyway.

281
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Speedrun it is.

282
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Thank you.

283
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Where the fuck do I...

284
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I didn't want to start a new game.

285
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I just want to go back to the beginning by pressing start and select simultaneously.

286
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But I mean, that's not working until the cutscene is over.

287
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Yoshimitsu used to sell yolks around the back of Vibe Nightclub in Portlaoise.

288
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Yoshimitsu used to sell yolks.

289
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Fair play to him anyway.

290
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Make sure you've got your wits about you.

291
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Sorry guys, we're just going to wait here now until we can fucking restart it.

292
00:18:31,460 --> 00:18:34,640
But have your wits about you at all times because you never know what might be happening.

293
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Watch out, there's a fucking fighter jet coming down.

294
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We'll get out!

295
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Is that a helicopter?

296
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Jesus Christ!

297
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Helicopter.

298
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Chris got scared of the helicopter there.

299
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So anyway, low game.

300
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Wings of Ganley.

301
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Thank you very much.

302
00:19:04,080 --> 00:19:33,740
seconds away. I'll be waiting. Seven seconds away. This is a speed run anyway. I don't know

303
00:19:33,740 --> 00:19:37,880
What if you understand what I'm what I'm on about because you're probably not an elite

304
00:19:38,740 --> 00:19:40,740
Gamer as well

305
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Me I've been around I've done that I've done the games. I've been on the scene a long time

306
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I'm sorry again

307
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the tire again

308
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Francis we've been doing SGDQ this year SGDQ

309
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You probably want me to ask you what that is

310
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And then you probably say something and it'll be really embarrassing

311
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Thank you very much Caltron Condren using your gooch as a waft. Thank you. Oh

312
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It's a speedrun event. I'm only messing I need of course I fucking knew what SDGQ is G. You're talking to the man who invented the fucking concept

313
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I'd be doing that yeah

314
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In my hole those guys fucking screwed me over and I ain't never going back to them again. I

315
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I remember I did a fucking speed speed Donkey Kong

316
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Donkas Congas speed run of Donkey Kong country and they failed to fucking reimburse me with the money that I paid on getting there

317
00:21:07,880 --> 00:21:17,880
They said I would be given traveling expenses. They said I would be given traveling expenses. I did the speed run of Donkey Kong country. I got all the bananas and they turned around and said

318
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Thanks very much. We'll see you next year

319
00:21:21,880 --> 00:21:24,880
I said what you mean we'll see you next year. Where's the fucking money for the train?

320
00:21:25,880 --> 00:21:27,880
They said there is no money for the train

321
00:21:28,880 --> 00:21:32,880
You said you I've just gone and got all the bananas in five hours on Donkey Kong land

322
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And you're telling me you're not gonna pay me for my fucking journey down

323
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So that was the end of that

324
00:21:41,880 --> 00:21:46,880
I'm never going back to those fuckers again and I invented the concept I made that what it was

325
00:21:53,880 --> 00:21:56,880
Paul Higgins preferred the bus in the chat

326
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Well Paul why don't you go and get the fucking bus man

327
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Do you know I think I think that'll be the best thing for you to do is go and get the bus and fucking ride on man into the sunset sayonara Higgins

328
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Donkey slong thank you

329
00:22:22,880 --> 00:22:25,880
The fucking neck the neck of some of some people

330
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Dublin airport is double will you be in Dublin in the gaming conference in Dublin ninja?

331
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I fucking invented the gaming conference. I am the gaming conference speedruns

332
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Okay

333
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It's an absolute disgrace and a real indictment into the fucking

334
00:22:49,880 --> 00:22:57,880
Lack of foresight on behalf of the Dublin gaming conference and all the speedrun people speedrun I was on the top rung of the speedrun ladder

335
00:22:58,880 --> 00:22:59,880
I'm not sure

336
00:22:59,880 --> 00:23:01,880
That they don't even want me on their SDG cues anymore

337
00:23:02,880 --> 00:23:05,880
Well the truth is they can't have me because I said no to them

338
00:23:06,880 --> 00:23:13,880
Peddling that your lies everyone's peddling lies as well

339
00:23:13,880 --> 00:23:20,880
Telling me that this isn't a speedrun saying it's nothing it's not worth a shit it's rubbish and you're you're wasting time

340
00:23:21,880 --> 00:23:22,880
You hammered your mother

341
00:23:22,880 --> 00:23:28,880
You're all liars you are a liar you are a liar you are a liar

342
00:23:28,880 --> 00:23:34,480
everyone's peddling lies as well telling me that this isn't a speedrun saying it's

343
00:23:34,480 --> 00:23:39,520
nothing it's not worth a shit it's rubbish and you're you're wasting time you

344
00:23:39,520 --> 00:23:46,500
hammered your mother you're all liars you are a liar you are a liar

345
00:23:56,240 --> 00:24:04,040
thank you very much donkey schlong Bob laser let's call the book can tell you to me 30 possible

346
00:24:11,180 --> 00:24:18,040
Oh for fuck's sake fuck

347
00:24:22,040 --> 00:24:29,840
this is a speedrun anyway so we need to keep moving and I am pretty did we kill the tyrant already do you reckon we killed the tyrant

348
00:24:29,840 --> 00:24:57,640
oh we didn't we we have to go into that room and switch on the fucking thing again and avoid those

349
00:24:57,640 --> 00:25:01,140
beasts that are working here

350
00:25:01,140 --> 00:25:04,640
insane

351
00:25:05,440 --> 00:25:26,060
so this is a speed run you don't want to take any damage down this corridor okay it's made of metal

352
00:25:26,060 --> 00:25:33,280
make sure you go into this door here rapid fast rapid transit b area rapid transit okay that's

353
00:25:33,280 --> 00:25:39,280
the fucking underground over in San Fran called the bar never been there but I that's what I've been told

354
00:25:39,280 --> 00:25:48,160
what can I've seen these guys slash hooks danger men chichi men

355
00:25:57,120 --> 00:26:05,120
turn this on power connection switch elevator power is off will you connect it I will yeah see how we

356
00:26:05,120 --> 00:26:18,240
get on with the connect turn that down a bit that doesn't deafen you it's back on now great stuff

357
00:26:21,120 --> 00:26:29,120
mark mcd thank you very much mark mcd but I wanted to say I wanted to say something to you mark you

358
00:26:29,120 --> 00:26:37,120
hammered your mother okay and also you've peddled your lines all over the world but mark mcd asks can

359
00:26:37,120 --> 00:26:43,120
you give ryan a shout out as is he's just chewed in he's recovering from a bad dose of worms I hope not

360
00:26:43,120 --> 00:26:51,120
all the best Ryan and get get over the worms and get get back on the straight and narrow is what I

361
00:26:51,120 --> 00:26:55,120
would say maybe you were taking spoonfuls of sugar Mary Poppins style because I heard that that brings them

362
00:26:55,120 --> 00:27:03,120
on as well that could be a myth that could be a myth but I wouldn't be eating sugar by the spoonful that I

363
00:27:03,120 --> 00:27:11,120
wouldn't want to try it you know what I mean I used to put so much sugar in my cornflakes as a kid I get up at six

364
00:27:11,120 --> 00:27:21,120
in the morning that it would make me feel sick I'd be watching sharky and George I feel physically sick but I never

365
00:27:21,120 --> 00:27:35,120
had worms so I don't know if it's a lie I think it could be a myth

366
00:27:35,120 --> 00:27:49,120
this is a speed run guys welcome to the game so we've just turned on the power for the elevator shaft and then all we have to do is head upstairs then and take out Tyrannosaurus Rex Mike Tyson

367
00:27:49,120 --> 00:28:17,120
the Tyrant Alex the kid please play it I don't know it was rubbish you got it with the master system bundled in didn't like it Sonic the hedgehog was far superior and even on the master system it was better I don't know if they had Alex the kid in Miracle World on the Sega Mega Drive but uh

368
00:28:17,120 --> 00:28:24,120
I don't know what the big deal was no longer it was like um I might as well watch the shits

369
00:28:24,120 --> 00:28:27,120
you are the man behind all of this

370
00:28:27,120 --> 00:28:45,120
why do you have to destroy stars that's umbrella's intention this laboratory has been engaging in dangerous experiments and recently an accident has occurred anyway this disaster cannot be made public public

371
00:28:45,120 --> 00:28:52,120
that's why having stars nosing about is so inconvenient so you're a slave of umbrella now along with these virus monsters

372
00:28:52,120 --> 00:29:01,120
so you're with umbrella now is that it I think you misunderstand me Jill to me the monsters you mention mean nothing

373
00:29:01,120 --> 00:29:07,120
what about the monsters what about the monsters I'm going to burn all of them together with this entire laboratory I must complete my mission as ordered by umbrella

374
00:29:07,120 --> 00:29:22,120
so you're planning something else if you succeed in developing the world's most powerful biological weapon what what would you do what what if you were in charge

375
00:29:22,120 --> 00:29:29,120
you must stop this now you're a brave girl but if I were you I wouldn't give up such a big discovery you guys are idiots you guys know what understands its real value so you're going to steal all of me

376
00:29:29,120 --> 00:29:36,120
you're better yet I'm going to show you the tyrant better yet I'm going to show you my arse

377
00:29:36,120 --> 00:29:43,120
but Wesker why because Jill have you never seen my arse

378
00:29:43,120 --> 00:29:51,120
Wesker where's Chris who cares about Chris it's time for my arse

379
00:29:51,120 --> 00:29:53,000
But Wesker, why?

380
00:29:53,720 --> 00:29:56,820
Because, Jill, have you never seen my arse?

381
00:29:58,160 --> 00:29:59,800
Wesker, where's Chris?

382
00:30:00,280 --> 00:30:01,600
Who cares about Chris?

383
00:30:02,620 --> 00:30:04,340
It's time for my arse.

384
00:30:13,340 --> 00:30:14,640
Wow, there he is.

385
00:30:14,800 --> 00:30:15,780
There he blows.

386
00:30:16,820 --> 00:30:17,700
He's got a...

387
00:30:17,700 --> 00:30:19,820
Hey, he's a bollocks, but he's got a big heart.

388
00:30:20,580 --> 00:30:22,020
He's got a lovely heart.

389
00:30:22,540 --> 00:30:24,200
He's got the heart of a fucking pony.

390
00:30:25,980 --> 00:30:27,220
He might be a tyrant.

391
00:30:27,580 --> 00:30:30,340
But he's got the heart of an old fucking pony slug.

392
00:30:30,340 --> 00:30:32,540
And he's a nice guy.

393
00:30:45,040 --> 00:30:50,040
This is really beautiful, Jill.

394
00:30:50,040 --> 00:30:51,240
This armor will be mine.

395
00:30:51,460 --> 00:30:53,640
We've experimented on random people, Jill.

396
00:30:53,760 --> 00:30:54,100
For the sake of an awful creature.

397
00:30:54,100 --> 00:30:56,040
And you know what else we experimented on?

398
00:30:56,040 --> 00:30:56,800
Don't be upset.

399
00:30:56,860 --> 00:30:57,800
My arse, Jill.

400
00:30:57,800 --> 00:30:59,260
All weak people exist.

401
00:30:59,260 --> 00:31:02,660
Get ready for something even better and bigger than the tyrant.

402
00:31:03,260 --> 00:31:04,360
It's my arse.

403
00:31:04,900 --> 00:31:06,100
On the T-Virus.

404
00:31:06,100 --> 00:31:32,980
While you were hanging out with Barry, I injected my arse with the T-Virus.

405
00:31:32,980 --> 00:31:37,080
Both cheeks.

406
00:31:37,080 --> 00:31:37,760
Jill.

407
00:31:37,900 --> 00:31:38,180
What?

408
00:31:38,680 --> 00:31:39,480
Both cheeks.

409
00:31:39,700 --> 00:31:40,780
Don't come this way!

410
00:31:40,980 --> 00:31:42,300
Don't come this way!

411
00:31:45,980 --> 00:31:46,540
Viper.

412
00:31:46,820 --> 00:31:47,700
Thank you very much.

413
00:31:48,660 --> 00:31:53,560
You're enthusiasm hasn't gone unnoticed.

414
00:31:54,100 --> 00:31:55,940
And look at the puddle of blood.

415
00:31:55,940 --> 00:31:57,380
I can't control what it does.

416
00:31:57,600 --> 00:31:58,200
Fucking huge.

417
00:31:59,080 --> 00:31:59,720
Run, Jill.

418
00:32:03,120 --> 00:32:04,900
Now we're on danger health floor.

419
00:32:06,300 --> 00:32:06,760
Vulcan Raven.

420
00:32:06,760 --> 00:32:07,200
Thank you.

421
00:32:07,260 --> 00:32:08,980
And thanks very much Viper Enthusiast.

422
00:32:15,480 --> 00:32:18,540
Now, we shoot him a couple times and he has a heart attack.

423
00:32:19,280 --> 00:32:19,980
Isn't that right?

424
00:32:27,160 --> 00:32:27,960
Slowpoke.

425
00:32:38,840 --> 00:32:39,840
Thanks, Dankus.

426
00:32:43,580 --> 00:32:45,420
Wesker's Zurich won't cover that.

427
00:32:45,480 --> 00:32:46,160
I'm sure it won't.

428
00:32:54,740 --> 00:32:55,840
Now the lab key.

429
00:32:55,900 --> 00:32:56,800
That'll save Chris.

430
00:32:57,620 --> 00:32:58,060
Chris.

431
00:32:58,060 --> 00:32:58,100
Chris.

432
00:32:58,100 --> 00:32:58,300
Chris.

433
00:32:58,300 --> 00:32:58,780
Chris.

434
00:32:58,780 --> 00:32:59,220
Chris Dopsin.

435
00:33:07,940 --> 00:33:09,840
It'd be great to get a can of...

436
00:33:09,840 --> 00:33:15,120
Nivea for men or Lynx.

437
00:33:16,580 --> 00:33:18,060
Or I suppose it's Jill.

438
00:33:18,200 --> 00:33:19,240
So a can of impulse.

439
00:33:20,060 --> 00:33:22,040
Jill needs to get a can of impulse into her.

440
00:33:22,660 --> 00:33:23,440
Rapid fast.

441
00:33:44,440 --> 00:33:47,820
Look at all these machines.

442
00:33:49,140 --> 00:33:52,700
It's a sad waste of machinery, isn't it?

443
00:33:55,840 --> 00:33:57,460
A lot of money went into this place.

444
00:33:58,020 --> 00:33:58,700
And for what?

445
00:33:59,920 --> 00:34:01,020
What a fucking waste.

446
00:34:02,040 --> 00:34:02,840
This guy's gone.

447
00:34:04,520 --> 00:34:05,740
This guy's fucking gone.

448
00:34:06,120 --> 00:34:06,640
Big time.

449
00:34:07,280 --> 00:34:08,180
But he got in too deep.

450
00:34:08,300 --> 00:34:09,400
Wesker was in too deep.

451
00:34:12,400 --> 00:34:13,500
As for the tyrant.

452
00:34:13,980 --> 00:34:14,920
The jury's out.

453
00:34:15,260 --> 00:34:17,420
We don't really know whether or not he's dead.

454
00:34:18,440 --> 00:34:21,240
I put money on him not being dead because there's no blood.

455
00:34:22,880 --> 00:34:23,560
Power nap.

456
00:34:33,560 --> 00:34:38,540
He was built during the boom probably.

457
00:34:52,580 --> 00:34:53,940
Now, uh...

458
00:34:53,940 --> 00:34:57,320
Because this is a speed run...

459
00:34:57,320 --> 00:35:04,320
I'd love to save it.

460
00:35:10,320 --> 00:35:11,380
Kevlar Kev.

461
00:35:12,040 --> 00:35:12,840
Play Day Z.

462
00:35:12,960 --> 00:35:16,380
I played it back in 2013.

463
00:35:17,560 --> 00:35:19,720
Is it a new game now?

464
00:35:19,860 --> 00:35:21,860
Has it moved on to Armor 3 graphics?

465
00:35:22,120 --> 00:35:23,560
Or is it still Armor 2?

466
00:35:25,360 --> 00:35:28,340
And I didn't really fucking like it because...

467
00:35:28,920 --> 00:35:29,840
It was nice at first.

468
00:35:29,920 --> 00:35:31,000
But then I just got bored.

469
00:35:31,260 --> 00:35:33,280
I never really got into the whole role playing.

470
00:35:33,420 --> 00:35:35,480
Do you know like when you're playing a game like that online?

471
00:35:37,640 --> 00:35:39,480
And I couldn't get my head around...

472
00:35:40,480 --> 00:35:40,960
Uh...

473
00:35:40,960 --> 00:35:46,100
Chatting as if I was in a real environment with other people that I didn't know.

474
00:35:46,440 --> 00:35:47,620
I know that's part of the fun.

475
00:35:47,700 --> 00:35:48,720
You're not meant to break the illusion.

476
00:35:48,820 --> 00:35:50,480
But I can do that in so far as...

477
00:35:51,020 --> 00:35:52,500
Death matches and shit like that.

478
00:35:52,540 --> 00:35:54,480
But when it comes to surviving...

479
00:35:55,740 --> 00:35:57,980
I don't take orders.

480
00:35:58,980 --> 00:36:00,340
I'm not good at taking orders.

481
00:36:00,460 --> 00:36:03,300
So when people would be telling me to do stuff...

482
00:36:03,300 --> 00:36:06,460
I'd get ratty with them online and fucking say...

483
00:36:06,460 --> 00:36:07,260
Shut your mouth.

484
00:36:07,540 --> 00:36:07,800
Do you know?

485
00:36:07,900 --> 00:36:08,980
And they'd be on my side.

486
00:36:09,940 --> 00:36:10,820
So they'd...

487
00:36:10,820 --> 00:36:13,720
It would sour the atmosphere.

488
00:36:14,320 --> 00:36:16,900
And then I'd have to just quit the game or I'd get killed or something.

489
00:36:17,320 --> 00:36:18,800
I'd be polite.

490
00:36:18,920 --> 00:36:19,820
I'd say goodbye and everything.

491
00:36:19,820 --> 00:36:23,820
But I'd have fucked it up during the game by saying something like...

492
00:36:23,820 --> 00:36:25,660
Ah, shut your fucking mouth or something.

493
00:36:25,660 --> 00:36:28,840
Or I'd say...

494
00:36:28,840 --> 00:36:31,920
Who are you to talk to me like that?

495
00:36:33,440 --> 00:36:33,880
Anyway.

496
00:36:34,900 --> 00:36:36,980
Maybe that's what the point of it would be.

497
00:36:37,200 --> 00:36:39,460
That might be funny to see that.

498
00:36:39,520 --> 00:36:39,960
I'm not sure.

499
00:36:45,500 --> 00:36:45,900
Right.

500
00:36:46,380 --> 00:36:47,160
What am I doing here?

501
00:36:47,440 --> 00:36:47,840
Fuck.

502
00:36:48,640 --> 00:36:49,380
Madeline rounds.

503
00:36:49,480 --> 00:36:49,860
More of them.

504
00:36:49,860 --> 00:37:12,280
Shit that you can't...

505
00:37:12,280 --> 00:37:14,140
Combine those...

506
00:37:14,140 --> 00:37:14,900
Those fellas.

507
00:37:14,900 --> 00:37:14,900
Those fellas.

508
00:37:14,900 --> 00:37:14,960
Those fellas.

509
00:37:14,960 --> 00:37:16,960
*Gunshot*

510
00:37:16,960 --> 00:37:18,960
*Gunshot*

511
00:37:18,960 --> 00:37:20,960
*Gunshot*

512
00:37:20,960 --> 00:37:22,960
*Sigh*

513
00:37:39,780 --> 00:37:40,780
Fuck.

514
00:37:43,660 --> 00:37:45,660
I don't wanna be in here.

515
00:37:47,760 --> 00:37:50,960
Okay, this cunt. There's a fucking Chimera now, Walburys.

516
00:37:51,660 --> 00:37:53,960
Just gonna... gonna go for broke.

517
00:37:54,460 --> 00:37:55,960
This is a speedrun anyway.

518
00:37:56,560 --> 00:37:58,960
If you're watching, this is how you do business.

519
00:37:59,460 --> 00:38:01,160
Might be a herb in here. We're lucky.

520
00:38:05,860 --> 00:38:07,860
Jill's mental state is probably...

521
00:38:08,560 --> 00:38:09,660
It's insane!

522
00:38:09,760 --> 00:38:13,260
I'd probably, as someone said the other day, you'd probably turn the gun on yourself.

523
00:38:13,260 --> 00:38:15,760
I wouldn't wanna fucking face any of these bad boys.

524
00:38:15,760 --> 00:38:16,260
*Sigh*

525
00:38:20,260 --> 00:38:22,260
Instruments for operation. Bloodstained.

526
00:38:22,560 --> 00:38:23,560
There's no...

527
00:38:24,560 --> 00:38:25,260
Herb though.

528
00:38:25,960 --> 00:38:28,260
Herb Gallagher is gone. Has left the building.

529
00:38:37,960 --> 00:38:38,960
Right, here we go.

530
00:38:40,160 --> 00:38:40,760
Here we go.

531
00:38:41,960 --> 00:38:42,460
This is it.

532
00:38:48,960 --> 00:38:51,960
I'm gonna shoot and then... and go back out. And shoot and go back out.

533
00:38:56,160 --> 00:38:56,660
Do you reckon...

534
00:38:56,660 --> 00:38:56,660
Do you reckon...

535
00:38:57,660 --> 00:38:58,660
If I go back out and go back in...

536
00:38:59,660 --> 00:39:01,660
Will that bullet that I have shot him...

537
00:39:01,660 --> 00:39:03,360
Will he regenerate to full health?

538
00:39:03,860 --> 00:39:04,360
Or...

539
00:39:04,960 --> 00:39:06,360
Will that bullet still be...

540
00:39:06,660 --> 00:39:08,360
Will I... Will he still be damaged?

541
00:39:18,360 --> 00:39:36,640
regenerate. Full health. Is he gone? He's fucking gone man. All you people in the chat talking shite like you've done a speedrun.

542
00:39:36,640 --> 00:40:06,620
All right.

543
00:40:06,620 --> 00:40:17,860
Oh my god. One shot. That'll do. That'll do. Thanks very much.

544
00:40:17,860 --> 00:40:45,200
this is a speed run

545
00:40:45,200 --> 00:40:48,160
I think

546
00:40:48,160 --> 00:40:50,240
I'm not sure

547
00:40:50,240 --> 00:40:52,360
but I think it is

548
00:40:52,360 --> 00:40:57,380
there might be a

549
00:40:57,380 --> 00:41:00,860
a herb in here

550
00:41:13,540 --> 00:41:14,140
nothing

551
00:41:14,140 --> 00:41:44,120
Thank you.

552
00:41:44,120 --> 00:41:58,680
Now we'll unlock our friend Chris who's been in jail for a few days. Happy music.

553
00:41:58,680 --> 00:42:01,140
Oh, Jill!

554
00:42:01,920 --> 00:42:03,620
Sorry for keeping you waiting.

555
00:42:04,260 --> 00:42:05,760
So, everything is done?

556
00:42:06,200 --> 00:42:08,600
Well, almost, yes. Now let's go.

557
00:42:14,920 --> 00:42:16,140
Command Chris.

558
00:42:20,680 --> 00:42:26,660
Don't open that door.

559
00:42:27,480 --> 00:42:32,880
Jill, wait. Don't open that door.

560
00:42:48,420 --> 00:42:49,500
Let's go.

561
00:43:01,080 --> 00:43:03,140
It's getting tasty. It's getting spicy.

562
00:43:03,320 --> 00:43:06,520
We could do with a few health packs now and an ink ribbon.

563
00:43:12,220 --> 00:43:14,500
Where is he? Where has he gone now?

564
00:43:16,240 --> 00:43:17,140
Where has he gone now?

565
00:43:18,200 --> 00:43:20,220
Has he gone upstairs or...?

566
00:43:22,900 --> 00:43:24,820
Did he go upstairs?

567
00:43:24,820 --> 00:43:40,560
Oh, oh.

568
00:43:40,560 --> 00:43:59,240
Decapitation times two.

569
00:43:59,240 --> 00:44:19,480
If they'd have got me then, it's game over.

570
00:44:19,480 --> 00:44:28,940
Welcome to the speedrun, guys.

571
00:44:30,380 --> 00:44:32,620
We've been streaming for 44 minutes now.

572
00:44:32,700 --> 00:44:34,400
I think we're going to get a world record.

573
00:44:35,960 --> 00:44:36,480
We've...

574
00:44:37,260 --> 00:44:41,600
I think the world record is something like an hour or two hours or something.

575
00:44:41,720 --> 00:44:42,580
Two hours and 30.

576
00:44:42,800 --> 00:44:43,140
20.

577
00:44:43,300 --> 00:44:44,260
I'm now...

578
00:44:44,260 --> 00:44:46,760
45 minutes.

579
00:44:55,440 --> 00:44:56,380
Nothing here, man.

580
00:44:56,460 --> 00:44:57,400
There's nothing here.

581
00:45:04,400 --> 00:45:05,860
Do I need this key anymore?

582
00:45:06,400 --> 00:45:07,240
Let me get rid of that.

583
00:45:10,960 --> 00:45:11,960
Clip.

584
00:45:14,640 --> 00:45:15,640
Brett.

585
00:45:31,720 --> 00:45:33,840
Ladder. Will you climb it or will ya?

586
00:45:33,840 --> 00:45:40,840
*Bell rings*

587
00:45:45,840 --> 00:45:47,840
I could've given you a fucking herb or something.

588
00:45:49,840 --> 00:45:51,840
Oh, I need the lab key.

589
00:45:54,840 --> 00:45:59,840
Just the speed run- this is a cheat where you leave the lab key in the fucking chest.

590
00:45:59,840 --> 00:46:06,840
Then you take the ladder up to rattle the door. Only to have to return back down to get the key again.

591
00:46:08,840 --> 00:46:09,840
Let's go!

592
00:46:10,840 --> 00:46:11,840
What?

593
00:46:13,840 --> 00:46:14,840
Who's he talking to?

594
00:46:16,840 --> 00:46:18,840
Who's he even talking to there?

595
00:46:20,840 --> 00:46:22,840
Lab key.

596
00:46:23,840 --> 00:46:25,560
Should we put away the barretta?

597
00:46:25,740 --> 00:46:27,240
Fuck that. We don't need that.

598
00:46:48,620 --> 00:46:49,340
Great stuff.

599
00:46:50,180 --> 00:46:51,580
Where's the keyhole for that?

600
00:46:51,660 --> 00:46:53,540
And there was a sound as if there was a keyhole,

601
00:46:53,640 --> 00:46:54,140
but there's not.

602
00:46:59,720 --> 00:47:00,780
Thank you, Bill Mango.

603
00:47:01,960 --> 00:47:02,540
Thank you.

604
00:47:02,860 --> 00:47:04,000
It's awful loud in my ears.

605
00:47:04,780 --> 00:47:06,360
The key is useless.

606
00:47:06,760 --> 00:47:07,480
Now we'll discard you.

607
00:47:07,600 --> 00:47:08,220
Yeah, we'll get rid of that.

608
00:47:08,360 --> 00:47:10,360
Then we'll head on through the doors.

609
00:47:11,360 --> 00:47:12,460
On to the tyrant.

610
00:47:15,700 --> 00:47:16,960
Dismantle the tyrant now,

611
00:47:17,060 --> 00:47:19,480
and then we'll be back to where we want.

612
00:47:20,540 --> 00:47:21,920
End of the game speedrun.

613
00:47:22,800 --> 00:47:23,200
45.

614
00:47:23,440 --> 00:47:24,480
47 minutes.

615
00:47:29,300 --> 00:47:30,080
Turn that up.

616
00:47:30,080 --> 00:47:30,080
Turn that up.

617
00:47:32,080 --> 00:47:33,540
This is Brad.

618
00:47:34,020 --> 00:47:35,020
Running out of fuel.

619
00:47:35,580 --> 00:47:36,960
If there is anyone alive,

620
00:47:37,220 --> 00:47:38,660
contact me now, okay?

621
00:47:39,360 --> 00:47:40,420
This is your plan.

622
00:47:40,520 --> 00:47:42,520
*Bettering*

623
00:47:52,080 --> 00:47:53,200
Battery!

624
00:47:54,420 --> 00:47:56,620
We've no herbs or anything in there, uh...

625
00:47:59,440 --> 00:47:59,940
*BEEP*

626
00:48:00,760 --> 00:48:05,740
I hope there's a herb or a fuckin' aid spray up there because there's nothing- I've got nothing on me.

627
00:48:09,940 --> 00:48:14,440
The battery is pulled out in and then we go

628
00:48:27,440 --> 00:48:30,240
Ladies first go first Jill

629
00:48:35,720 --> 00:48:38,460
Ladies first go first Jill

630
00:48:38,460 --> 00:48:51,120
Ladies first congratulations it's ladies first go first Jill

631
00:48:55,200 --> 00:48:57,800
Chivalry is dead go first Jill

632
00:49:05,980 --> 00:49:11,960
This box of tricks little spice box will you take the flare I will

633
00:49:21,220 --> 00:49:23,220
Hope there's a

634
00:49:24,560 --> 00:49:26,560
I need spray around here

635
00:49:32,860 --> 00:49:34,860
Because I'm on fucking zero

636
00:49:34,860 --> 00:50:02,860
*whistling*

637
00:50:02,860 --> 00:50:04,860
And Bazmondo

638
00:50:04,860 --> 00:50:08,860
Thank you very much Bazmondo

639
00:50:08,860 --> 00:50:10,860
Put the flare down

640
00:50:10,860 --> 00:50:12,860
Little firework

641
00:50:12,860 --> 00:50:18,860
She got that down the plowing championship said Jill

642
00:50:18,860 --> 00:50:20,860
She's been waiting all year to set it off

643
00:50:20,860 --> 00:50:22,860
And now the time has come

644
00:50:22,860 --> 00:50:24,860
*whistling*

645
00:50:24,860 --> 00:50:30,860
*whistling*

646
00:50:30,860 --> 00:50:34,860
*whistling*

647
00:50:34,860 --> 00:50:36,860
Okay

648
00:50:36,860 --> 00:50:42,860
*whistling*

649
00:50:42,860 --> 00:50:44,860
*whistling*

650
00:50:44,860 --> 00:50:54,860
*whistling*

651
00:50:54,860 --> 00:50:56,860
*whistling*

652
00:50:56,860 --> 00:51:14,860
*Plexus' theme*

653
00:51:19,660 --> 00:51:23,660
Is that it?

654
00:51:23,660 --> 00:51:26,860
Where was the thing? The fucking tyrant?

655
00:51:39,980 --> 00:51:40,860
I love women!

656
00:51:48,380 --> 00:51:49,980
Number two Frank McCourt.

657
00:51:51,980 --> 00:51:57,580
Why did you not discuss your well-paid employment with Jackie Brosnan?

658
00:51:58,860 --> 00:51:59,980
You are a liar!

659
00:52:01,100 --> 00:52:02,780
You are a liar!

660
00:52:05,180 --> 00:52:09,020
The tyrant couldn't be turned up. The tyrant went to bed.

661
00:52:11,420 --> 00:52:14,140
Wow! What a speedrun! 52 minutes!

662
00:52:16,860 --> 00:52:17,500
What a game!

663
00:52:19,020 --> 00:52:24,620
Kamiya Hideki. Big shout out to you. Well done. You did some great work. The system plan, the camera works.

664
00:52:24,620 --> 00:52:46,540
Kato Haraki. Oda Koji. Murata Satoshi. Ayoa Kanichi. Ayoama. Masaki. Yamada Samaki. Saga Yasuyuki. Masuda Ippi. Yasuda Junko. Fucking... Hamano Miho. Hamada Atsuko. Fujita Mutoji.

665
00:52:47,500 --> 00:52:56,060
Character textures were done by Ishihara Yuji. Shimigami Ryoji. Anka Togiri Hideaki.

666
00:52:58,300 --> 00:53:23,580
Now, there's something else I want to hit you with. Nakamoto Yashihara. Takamoto Naomi. Yashimaru Kenichiro. Nishuaya. Toshimo Tsubata Satomi. Software Engineering System. Ampo Yashuhiro. You have been peddling live.

667
00:53:23,580 --> 00:53:48,220
Chiboshi Sirachae. Sakata Keohiko. You are a liar. Watanabe Hirayaki. You hammered your mother. Sano Kazushi. Number two Frank McCord. Armitsu Takahiro. Don't you have a life! Kuhato Mitsura. Don't you have a life!

668
00:53:48,220 --> 00:54:07,180
Oh, she Oh, he she is so was doing the characters publicity was all on Hanma Masako you have been peddling live the sound that was to my Zawa my castle number two Frank McCoy the sound design was actually Yamada Apple featuring its sumi hideyaki and hammer was harrow

669
00:54:09,100 --> 00:54:39,020
special thanks to Wakuto Tsuyoshi Shirawa Takuya Okamuru Shigomi and music composed by Samuro Gucci Mamoru you hammered your mother by Oh Hazard Symphony Orchestra conducted by Nick Nagaki Takashi you hammered your mother and the ending theme tempest was a Samuro Gucci project you hammered your mother you hammered your mother

670
00:54:39,020 --> 00:55:08,820
film crew Nishitani no hero Takano Masani was doing the fucking production management CG movie number sagey great production great DOP work by Harrow Iwa Iwa and also narrator which was Ward E. Sexton who did great narration there with thanks and cooperation from the center field company special effects by gives company limited and also

671
00:55:08,940 --> 00:55:31,860
post-production by vision universe company limited that is a total and absolute lie the director was Mikami Shinji don't forget now the produce the production team main producers were in a foodie cagey you have been peddling live and Mikami Shinji peddle to your lives all over the world big shout out to general producer okamoto you Shiki

672
00:55:36,860 --> 00:55:47,580
are presented last but not least by Capcom I don't know why you're so obsessed with me I don't know why you're so obsessed with me I don't know why you're so obsessed with me

673
00:55:47,580 --> 00:55:53,020
fuck you deputy Stark fuck you deputy Stark fuck you deputy Stark fuck you deputy Stark

674
00:55:53,020 --> 00:55:59,020
ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok

675
00:55:59,020 --> 00:56:03,860
Pat Talks MEP here good evening gay ok ok ok

676
00:56:03,860 --> 00:56:06,780
Pat Talks MEP here greatly enhanced respect

677
00:56:06,780 --> 00:56:29,180
ha ha ha resident evil guys resident evil guys resident Pat Cox MEP what a game amazing work and what ranking do we have oh the tyrant still lives oh the fucking tyrant still lives oh the fucking tyrant still lives

678
00:56:29,180 --> 00:56:31,180
*Squeak*

679
00:56:31,180 --> 00:56:33,180
*Squeak*

680
00:56:33,180 --> 00:56:35,180
*Squeak*

681
00:56:35,180 --> 00:56:37,180
*Squeak*

682
00:56:37,180 --> 00:56:39,180
*Squeak*

683
00:56:39,180 --> 00:56:41,180
This is a speedrun lads. Okay? Okay? Okay?

684
00:56:41,180 --> 00:56:43,180
Okay?

685
00:56:43,180 --> 00:56:45,180
Hello Line 4, good evening.

686
00:56:45,180 --> 00:56:47,180
Hello Line 4, good evening.

687
00:56:47,180 --> 00:56:49,180
Good evening gay. Pat Cox MEP here.

688
00:56:49,180 --> 00:56:51,180
A dose of Narnosis.

689
00:56:51,180 --> 00:56:53,180
Wow.

690
00:56:53,180 --> 00:56:55,180
He greatly enhanced his reputation.

691
00:56:55,180 --> 00:56:57,180
What a speedrun.

692
00:56:57,180 --> 00:56:59,180
Speed run!

693
00:56:59,180 --> 00:57:01,500
So you can say it's right or wrong. Say it's right or wrong.

694
00:57:01,740 --> 00:57:04,720
What you wanted to do was to get a situation where in the future,

695
00:57:05,340 --> 00:57:07,500
the possibility will be created in the next...

696
00:57:07,500 --> 00:57:11,680
Shree-shee. Shree-shee. Shree-shee. Shree-shee.

697
00:57:11,680 --> 00:57:15,640
Greatly enhanced his reputation. Shree-shee. Shree-shee. Shree-shee.

698
00:57:15,740 --> 00:57:19,360
We're in the future. Shree-shee. Shree-shee. Shree-shee.

699
00:57:19,360 --> 00:57:23,140
Thank you very much, O'Brien's Wines, Rathmines.

700
00:57:24,680 --> 00:57:28,500
Thank you very much.

701
00:57:28,700 --> 00:57:29,860
Good evening, gay. Yes.

702
00:57:30,660 --> 00:57:33,700
Fat Talks, let me be here. Good evening, gay. Yes.

703
00:57:34,380 --> 00:57:37,760
Fat Talks, let me be here. Fat Talks, let me be here.

704
00:57:39,920 --> 00:57:42,360
Watch out, there's a fucking fire jack coming down. Get off!

705
00:57:43,360 --> 00:57:44,680
You hammered your mother.

706
00:57:45,480 --> 00:57:46,820
You hammered your mother.

707
00:57:47,540 --> 00:57:48,900
You hammered your mother.

708
00:57:49,740 --> 00:57:50,760
You hammered your mother.

709
00:57:51,260 --> 00:57:52,620
You hammered your mother.

710
00:57:53,500 --> 00:57:54,540
You hammered your mother.

711
00:57:55,720 --> 00:57:57,500
Number two, Frank McCourt.

712
00:57:58,220 --> 00:57:59,200
Don't you have a life.

713
00:57:59,200 --> 00:58:01,000
Number two, Frank McCourt.

714
00:58:01,180 --> 00:58:02,360
Don't you have a life.

715
00:58:02,360 --> 00:58:02,780
Ha ha.

716
00:58:03,220 --> 00:58:04,740
Number two, Frank McCourt.

717
00:58:05,080 --> 00:58:06,300
Don't you have a life.

718
00:58:06,300 --> 00:58:06,720
Ha ha.

719
00:58:06,880 --> 00:58:08,460
Number two, Frank McCourt.

720
00:58:08,860 --> 00:58:10,140
Don't you have a life.

721
00:58:10,140 --> 00:58:10,260
Quit.

722
00:58:10,260 --> 00:58:12,100
Shoot me if you're fucking holes.

723
00:58:16,440 --> 00:58:20,040
Yeah, because shoot me if you're fucking holes.

724
00:58:20,400 --> 00:58:21,580
A toast of nalangisers.

725
00:58:23,280 --> 00:58:25,160
Yeah, because shoot me if you're fucking holes.

726
00:58:25,800 --> 00:58:27,060
A toast of nalangisers.

727
00:58:27,060 --> 00:58:32,800
The dose of Narnagisus.

728
00:58:56,460 --> 00:59:25,860
There we have it. That's Resident Evil done. Well, it's been an amazing speedrun guys. We managed to do it in 59:44 minutes and 59 seconds.

729
00:59:25,860 --> 00:59:43,860
It's inside the 45 minute bracket. And you thought I couldn't do it and you all were doubting me. Doubting Thomas. You're a bunch of doubting Thomases. Tom-i. Ridiculous.

730
00:59:43,860 --> 00:59:48,400
I don't know how you think I meant to play games with the

731
00:59:49,300 --> 00:59:56,020
Zero support from any of you apart from all the lovely supports that you do give you're actually doubting me the whole time

732
00:59:56,020 --> 00:59:58,020
I agree you're wanting me to be

733
00:59:58,020 --> 01:00:04,880
Round up the boys to come hard to manaconda G to see me and condo G doesn't want me to see me fail at all and

734
01:00:06,020 --> 01:00:08,720
The speed run was dedicated to you

735
01:00:11,220 --> 01:00:13,220
50 45 minutes and a candy

736
01:00:13,220 --> 01:00:25,720
70 seconds we thank you very much

737
01:00:29,280 --> 01:00:32,440
Well, it's been an emotional evening guys. Thanks very much for tuning in

738
01:00:33,580 --> 01:00:36,960
It's a short and sweet one, but we didn't think we were gonna get there in the end

739
01:00:36,960 --> 01:00:42,280
But I knew I was gonna get there, but I mean I know that you didn't because you fucking doubt me like

740
01:00:42,280 --> 01:00:52,000
Peaches galore. I only tune into witness success. No problem. That's all you're gonna see. That's all you can see

741
01:00:56,620 --> 01:00:58,620
Egg and pudding and beans

742
01:00:58,620 --> 01:00:58,620
Egg and pudding and beans

743
01:00:58,620 --> 01:00:58,620
Egg and pudding and beans

744
01:00:58,620 --> 01:01:00,620
Egg and pudding and beans

745
01:01:00,620 --> 01:01:02,620
Egg and pudding and beans

746
01:01:02,620 --> 01:01:04,620
Egg and pudding and beans

747
01:01:04,620 --> 01:01:06,620
Egg and pudding and beans

748
01:01:06,620 --> 01:01:08,620
Egg and pudding and beans

749
01:01:08,620 --> 01:01:10,620
Do you know what this means?

750
01:01:10,620 --> 01:01:30,500
Do you know what this means? Do you know what this means? Do you know what this means? Egg and pudding and beans. Egg and pudding and beans. Egg and pudding and beans.

751
01:01:30,500 --> 01:02:00,480
*sad music*

752
01:02:00,480 --> 01:02:12,480
*sad music*

753
01:02:12,480 --> 01:02:30,460
What's the crack? Francis is back. Again with another sick ass rap. We finished the game in a wreck of time. I don't wanna hear ya ever whine anymore. You know the score. Speedrun. Speedrun. Every time.

754
01:02:30,460 --> 01:02:42,460
Every day close the door behind yourself when you're on the way out. Because this snake is always gonna shout. I'm the best at what I do. I do speedruns. How about you?

755
01:02:42,460 --> 01:02:54,460
*sad music*

756
01:02:54,460 --> 01:03:06,460
*sad music*

757
01:03:06,460 --> 01:03:08,460
*sad music*

758
01:03:08,460 --> 01:03:20,460
*sad music*

759
01:03:20,460 --> 01:03:32,460
*sad music*

760
01:03:32,460 --> 01:03:44,460
*sad music*

761
01:03:44,460 --> 01:03:46,460
*sad music*

762
01:03:46,460 --> 01:03:48,460
*sad music*

763
01:03:48,460 --> 01:03:50,460
*sad music*

764
01:03:50,460 --> 01:03:52,460
*sad music*

765
01:03:52,460 --> 01:03:54,460
*sad music*

766
01:03:54,460 --> 01:03:56,460
*sad music*

767
01:03:56,460 --> 01:03:58,460
*sad music*

768
01:03:58,460 --> 01:04:00,460
*sad music*

769
01:04:00,460 --> 01:04:00,460
*sad music*

770
01:04:00,460 --> 01:04:02,460
*sad music*

771
01:04:02,460 --> 01:04:09,120
Let me into it again. Let me into it again. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

772
01:04:19,180 --> 01:04:23,240
Ah, yeah. All right, all right, all right, all right.

773
01:04:24,580 --> 01:04:32,440
We never got infected, but I'm about to be erected as a statue dedicated to everybody who fell.

774
01:04:32,440 --> 01:04:36,520
I'm talking Jill, Chris and Barry Burton.

775
01:04:38,020 --> 01:04:42,200
And now I'm fucking hurting because I finished the game with a shit rating.

776
01:04:42,500 --> 01:04:45,880
Gonna have to play a game to make sure that the tyrant ain't hating.

777
01:04:46,380 --> 01:04:48,180
He's hanging around a forest in a tree.

778
01:04:49,260 --> 01:04:50,380
He's after you and me.

779
01:04:50,620 --> 01:04:58,660
Wants to come back to Raccoon City on board the helicopter, but we won't let him because we don't want him anymore.

780
01:04:59,880 --> 01:05:00,400
Why?

781
01:05:00,400 --> 01:05:01,980
Because he hammered his mother.

782
01:05:02,240 --> 01:05:04,260
Watch out, there's a fucking fighter jet coming down.

783
01:05:04,360 --> 01:05:04,720
We'll get out.

784
01:05:05,680 --> 01:05:27,060
You hammered your mother, peddled your lies all over the world.

785
01:05:29,060 --> 01:05:52,440
You hammered your mother and peddled your lies all over the world. You hammered your mother and peddled your lies. Do what you told. You hammered your mother. And now your brother and your father are mad at you. What did you do? And where did you get the hammer? Where did you get the hammer?

786
01:05:54,440 --> 01:06:08,580
Resident Evil. The director's cut. Could have done it faster playing with my foot. Be smart. Fighting foes isn't the only way to survive.

787
01:06:10,680 --> 01:06:26,640
You be doing really well to survive. After about 13 hours playing this shite. Your head will be wrecked. You want to go to bed. But you gotta finish it because you said that you would. Don't want to leave things unfinished again.

788
01:06:26,920 --> 01:06:42,880
Story of my life. I start things with the greatest intentions. And then I go to bed. Starting things with the greatest of intentions. And then I go to bed. Wake up the next morning with the pain in my head. Because I never finish the thing I said that I finish.

789
01:06:45,920 --> 01:07:14,360
The washing up. The washing up. The studying. The working. The chores. The jobs. All of these things are piling up around me. I don't want to do them. I just want to watch TV3. They show the best programs in the whole nation. That's why it's my favorite TV station. They've rebranded to Virgin Media 1. They should have stuck with TV3 because the new shit. That's just bum. Bum is your ass. It's the opposite of class.

790
01:07:14,360 --> 01:07:23,540
And I didn't choose the snake life. The snake life chose me. The snake life chose me.

791
01:07:23,540 --> 01:07:53,520
Thank you.

792
01:07:53,520 --> 01:08:23,500
Thank you.

793
01:08:23,500 --> 01:08:28,720
Resident Evil wish you could stay, but the program has decided to end it there.

794
01:08:32,820 --> 01:08:46,000
Will we do Chris's story? Will we do Chris's scenario? I don't know. I don't wanna know. I don't wanna go back in there. The world of survival horror makes me not wanna care anymore. Cause I'm scared. Going back to the old days of yore.

795
01:08:56,660 --> 01:09:11,080
Thanks very much for everybody who's watched this. We'll be back again with some more gaming lyrical bliss. On another time, another plane, another dimension. So get Bench in the brain.

796
01:09:11,080 --> 01:09:37,020
I'm spitting fire into the mainframe.

797
01:09:37,020 --> 01:09:55,640
Get a fire extinguisher quick. Cause we're all going up in flames. And I don't want you to burn. I don't want you to burn to death. We need to be quenched. We need to be quenched fast. Get out your breath.

798
01:09:57,020 --> 01:10:01,000
Because you breathe liquid nitrogen. That's the same as fucking ice and shit.

799
01:10:02,280 --> 01:10:05,280
So blow out the flame. Put the icing on my cake.

800
01:10:07,500 --> 01:10:09,180
Cook up a nice bit of hake.

801
01:10:09,840 --> 01:10:14,100
Because we're overfishing the sea. All the cod is gone, you see.

802
01:10:14,900 --> 01:10:19,060
We're overfishing the sea. All the cod is gone, you see.

803
01:10:19,580 --> 01:10:20,860
We only eat hake now.

804
01:10:25,020 --> 01:10:33,740
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Alright. Alright. Alright. Alright. Yeah.

805
01:10:41,020 --> 01:10:57,020
You're gonna shoot a zombie on a Wednesday, Thursday night.

806
01:10:57,020 --> 01:11:17,260
You wanna download my podcast. Look at me. Talk shy to Joe Rogan and other intellectual heavyweights.

807
01:11:17,260 --> 01:11:38,980
Go fuck yourself.

808
01:11:38,980 --> 01:11:42,980
Go fuck yourself.

809
01:11:44,980 --> 01:11:52,280
Thank you so much, everybody who donated, demonstrated, praised, and rated the stream.

810
01:11:53,280 --> 01:11:55,640
Jordan B. Peterson in a lyrical dream.

811
01:11:56,400 --> 01:11:57,340
Clean your room.

812
01:11:59,060 --> 01:12:01,300
Get yourself back into school.

813
01:12:02,040 --> 01:12:03,700
Do the things you should be doing.

814
01:12:06,980 --> 01:12:10,320
I'm not mad.

815
01:12:11,320 --> 01:12:13,060
It's called the fucking 10-ditor beat.

816
01:12:13,300 --> 01:12:14,440
Clearly you can't pass the ball.

817
01:12:15,700 --> 01:12:17,680
Tim Healy, thank you so much.

818
01:12:18,080 --> 01:12:19,640
For the squealy 2 euro.

819
01:12:22,320 --> 01:12:23,060
You know.

820
01:12:24,080 --> 01:12:25,120
What you gotta do.

821
01:12:26,700 --> 01:12:27,960
You got a bedroom.

822
01:12:28,700 --> 01:12:30,260
And it's so untidy.

823
01:12:30,260 --> 01:12:30,760
Yeah.

824
01:12:37,860 --> 01:12:38,500
Oh yeah.

825
01:12:38,980 --> 01:12:39,820
Thank you very much.

826
01:12:41,660 --> 01:12:42,600
Thank you very much.

827
01:12:53,100 --> 01:12:55,220
Thank you very much for the tippy whips.

828
01:12:55,220 --> 01:12:56,100
Anaconda G.

829
01:12:56,100 --> 01:12:57,820
Tim Healy with the lovely lips.

830
01:12:57,820 --> 01:12:58,820
I'm only messing.

831
01:12:58,820 --> 01:13:00,120
I've never seen your lips.

832
01:13:00,120 --> 01:13:03,180
And if I did, I wouldn't give a shit or make a remark like that.

833
01:13:03,180 --> 01:13:05,240
Cause you'd be wondering what I'm at.

834
01:13:05,760 --> 01:13:08,820
All I wanna say is thanks cat for the 2 euro.

835
01:13:09,120 --> 01:13:11,320
I wanna hit you with a baseball bat.

836
01:13:11,600 --> 01:13:12,200
Only messing.

837
01:13:12,740 --> 01:13:16,520
I just don't know how to be expressing my gratitude to you.

838
01:13:17,020 --> 01:13:19,500
Without getting violent with a pool cue.

839
01:13:19,900 --> 01:13:21,240
Or a baseball bat.

840
01:13:21,440 --> 01:13:24,040
The aforementioned tool that I will use.

841
01:13:24,260 --> 01:13:26,540
To be so cruel to your dome.

842
01:13:26,900 --> 01:13:29,040
When you're lying on your back at home.

843
01:13:29,160 --> 01:13:30,480
Watching me on your phone.

844
01:13:30,600 --> 01:13:32,360
Play these Resident Evil games.

845
01:13:34,080 --> 01:13:37,860
I'm gonna make a hames out of your living room.

846
01:13:38,380 --> 01:13:39,940
When I come round pretty soon.

847
01:13:39,940 --> 01:13:41,100
The uninvited guest.

848
01:13:42,020 --> 01:13:45,740
Is gonna lay his chest down on the ground.

849
01:13:46,260 --> 01:13:47,540
I'm gonna be lying prone.

850
01:13:47,680 --> 01:13:48,380
Like a snake.

851
01:13:49,200 --> 01:13:50,560
In your fucking home.

852
01:13:50,660 --> 01:13:51,440
Schlithering around.

853
01:13:51,620 --> 01:13:52,600
In the front room.

854
01:13:53,260 --> 01:13:54,540
When your mother comes back.

855
01:13:54,600 --> 01:13:55,000
She'll be like.

856
01:13:55,080 --> 01:13:56,200
Who the fuck's that goon?

857
01:13:56,380 --> 01:13:57,180
Call the guards.

858
01:13:57,500 --> 01:13:58,280
Now fast.

859
01:13:59,040 --> 01:13:59,640
Too late.

860
01:13:59,980 --> 01:14:01,280
I already burnt their ass.

861
01:14:01,540 --> 01:14:03,300
Took a fire extinguisher to it too.

862
01:14:03,660 --> 01:14:05,100
Told them that was all out guys.

863
01:14:05,380 --> 01:14:06,600
I'll see you in the next realm.

864
01:14:07,360 --> 01:14:08,740
Cause you're gonna have to burn through.

865
01:14:11,840 --> 01:14:13,360
This is a speed run guys.

866
01:14:13,360 --> 01:14:37,520
This is the end of the game.

867
01:14:37,520 --> 01:14:40,780
If you're still sticking around for the raps.

868
01:14:40,860 --> 01:14:41,860
You're insane.

869
01:14:42,480 --> 01:14:44,240
Because I don't like hip hop.

870
01:14:46,260 --> 01:14:47,300
Just trip hop.

871
01:14:47,880 --> 01:14:51,040
All my favorite air is from Bristol in the early 90s.

872
01:14:53,040 --> 01:14:55,520
Big shout out to Portishead.

873
01:14:56,040 --> 01:14:56,880
Massive Attack.

874
01:14:57,700 --> 01:14:58,160
Tricky.

875
01:14:58,960 --> 01:15:00,200
The Sneaker Pimps.

876
01:15:01,640 --> 01:15:03,020
Clean your pimps.

877
01:15:03,020 --> 01:15:03,060
Clean your pimps.

878
01:15:17,480 --> 01:15:20,780
Gonna start a trip hop tribute band.

879
01:15:21,060 --> 01:15:22,600
Called the Sneaker Chimps.

880
01:15:23,600 --> 01:15:25,720
We're gonna dress up as monkeys.

881
01:15:26,280 --> 01:15:29,320
And make lots of music that's not very funky.

882
01:15:30,380 --> 01:15:32,240
Gonna rap over and rhyme.

883
01:15:32,940 --> 01:15:35,720
And it'll feel like we're in a K-hole all the time.

884
01:15:37,020 --> 01:15:38,140
Clean your room.

885
01:15:38,780 --> 01:15:39,660
Clean your room.

886
01:15:41,320 --> 01:16:04,320
Thanks very much Jordan BP for the lyrical intuition you know me always appreciative of that stuff and I like to use TV3 a lot because it's influenced everything I do and everything I say in a half assed way.

887
01:16:04,320 --> 01:16:11,320
*Skid*

888
01:16:11,320 --> 01:16:14,320
That's called the fucking Teletubbies. Clearly you can't pass the phone.

889
01:16:14,320 --> 01:16:16,320
*Skid*

890
01:16:16,320 --> 01:16:29,320
*Skid*

891
01:16:29,320 --> 01:16:39,320
*Skid*

892
01:16:39,320 --> 01:16:41,320
*Skid*

893
01:16:41,320 --> 01:16:43,320
*Skid*

894
01:16:43,320 --> 01:16:51,320
*Skid*

895
01:16:51,320 --> 01:16:53,320
*Skid*

896
01:16:53,320 --> 01:16:55,320
*Skid*

897
01:16:55,320 --> 01:16:57,320
*Skid*

898
01:16:57,320 --> 01:16:59,320
*Skid*

899
01:16:59,320 --> 01:17:01,720
13 hours and now we're all done

900
01:17:01,720 --> 01:17:05,480
Time to go home, go to bed

901
01:17:05,480 --> 01:17:07,920
Get some sleep, rest your weary head

902
01:17:07,920 --> 01:17:09,900
Rest your eyes in the morning

903
01:17:09,900 --> 01:17:11,900
Wake up at some cornflakes

904
01:17:11,900 --> 01:17:13,640
And then stop your yawning

905
01:17:13,640 --> 01:17:15,260
Time to get dressed

906
01:17:15,260 --> 01:17:17,240
Head out into the big bad world

907
01:17:17,240 --> 01:17:22,960
I feel blessed

908
01:17:22,960 --> 01:17:28,100
This is a speed run, guys

909
01:17:28,100 --> 01:17:29,760
Good night and God bless

910
01:17:29,760 --> 01:17:31,000
You hammered your mother

911
01:17:31,000 --> 01:17:33,800
You hammered your mother

912
01:17:33,800 --> 01:17:38,220
This was a speed run

913
01:17:38,220 --> 01:17:40,480
Guys, thanks so much

914
01:17:40,480 --> 01:17:42,100
For being with us

915
01:17:42,100 --> 01:17:43,220
You are a liar

916
01:17:43,220 --> 01:17:46,920
You hammered your mother

917
01:17:46,920 --> 01:17:53,080
Why did you not discuss your

918
01:17:53,080 --> 01:17:55,540
Why did you not discuss

919
01:17:56,880 --> 01:17:58,460
Why did you not discuss your

920
01:17:58,460 --> 01:18:00,400
You hammered your mother

921
01:18:00,400 --> 01:18:03,460
Why did you not discuss

922
01:18:03,460 --> 01:18:06,580
Number 2, Frank McCord

923
01:18:06,580 --> 01:18:17,880
Yo, shout out to the Hong Kong crew

924
01:18:17,880 --> 01:18:18,780
Seacastle, is it?

925
01:18:19,840 --> 01:18:21,120
Cowlown City, I'm looking at you

926
01:18:21,120 --> 01:18:22,240
County Cowlown, you know

927
01:18:22,240 --> 01:18:22,960
Bring it down fast

928
01:18:22,960 --> 01:18:24,580
And heard the wall city had to go

929
01:18:24,580 --> 01:18:26,340
Woo-do, man, watch out for the boys

930
01:18:26,340 --> 01:18:27,200
Here's the flow

931
01:18:27,200 --> 01:18:30,580
Hong Kong City at night

932
01:18:30,580 --> 01:18:32,180
Can you hear me?

933
01:18:32,260 --> 01:18:33,520
Are you feeling all right?

934
01:18:34,360 --> 01:18:36,620
Do you know how bad it felt to live in Cowlown

935
01:18:36,620 --> 01:18:38,440
Looking for the man who killed my father

936
01:18:38,440 --> 01:18:40,020
So that I could kill him, do you?

937
01:18:40,100 --> 01:18:40,740
Woo-do, man

938
01:18:40,740 --> 01:18:42,520
Hong Kong City by day

939
01:18:42,520 --> 01:18:45,360
Do you like it when I talk to you this way?

940
01:18:45,580 --> 01:18:46,200
Woo-do, man

941
01:18:46,200 --> 01:18:47,820
You've got some nice boats in your river

942
01:18:47,820 --> 01:18:48,620
What do they sell?

943
01:18:48,660 --> 01:18:49,360
What can I smell?

944
01:18:49,400 --> 01:18:50,120
Wanna go there?

945
01:18:50,160 --> 01:18:51,220
But I'm scared and confused

946
01:18:51,220 --> 01:18:51,900
Woo-do, man

947
01:18:51,900 --> 01:18:54,280
When I confused

948
01:18:54,280 --> 01:18:56,440
I'm on the sky scanner

949
01:18:56,440 --> 01:18:57,780
At night

950
01:18:57,780 --> 01:19:01,320
I look for the best prize

951
01:19:01,320 --> 01:19:03,860
For a Hong Kong fight

952
01:19:03,860 --> 01:19:05,040
I'm confused

953
01:19:05,040 --> 01:19:07,400
There's a language barrier

954
01:19:07,400 --> 01:19:09,760
Do I need to get ejections before I go?

955
01:19:10,060 --> 01:19:10,900
What about the food?

956
01:19:10,980 --> 01:19:13,800
Is it the same as back home in the Chinese that you get here?

957
01:19:13,880 --> 01:19:14,540
Woo-do, man

958
01:19:14,540 --> 01:19:18,660
Impressive scenery and mountain statues

959
01:19:18,660 --> 01:19:20,000
Towns and trees

960
01:19:20,000 --> 01:19:20,740
Woo-do, man

961
01:19:20,740 --> 01:19:22,460
I can't feel it

962
01:19:22,460 --> 01:19:22,640
I can't feel it

963
01:19:22,640 --> 01:19:23,900
I can't feel it

964
01:19:23,900 --> 01:19:24,460
I can't feel it

965
01:19:24,460 --> 01:19:24,800
I can't feel it

966
01:19:24,800 --> 01:19:25,580
Woo-do, man

967
01:19:25,580 --> 01:19:26,380
How about you?

968
01:19:26,380 --> 01:19:31,260
An urban, urban, urban, vision pile has cramped an orient

969
01:19:31,260 --> 01:19:34,420
I don't know where I am

970
01:19:34,420 --> 01:19:35,180
Woo-do, man

971
01:19:35,180 --> 01:19:37,340
I still don't know where I am

972
01:19:37,340 --> 01:19:38,100
Woo-do, man

973
01:19:38,100 --> 01:19:40,600
Shout out to all the Cowlown crew

974
01:19:40,600 --> 01:19:43,020
All the boys out in the swimming pool

975
01:19:43,020 --> 01:19:46,080
All the girls out there on the river

976
01:19:46,080 --> 01:19:48,040
On the back of a shipping container

977
01:19:48,040 --> 01:19:49,360
Going out to Florida

978
01:19:49,840 --> 01:19:53,060
Go and check the stock

979
01:19:53,060 --> 01:19:54,480
Go and check the stock

980
01:19:54,480 --> 01:19:55,300
Check the windows

981
01:19:55,300 --> 01:19:59,000
Yeah, barely, is it?

982
01:19:59,000 --> 01:20:01,080
Yeah, give barely an offer

983
01:20:01,080 --> 01:20:06,060
Maybe, yeah

984
01:20:06,060 --> 01:20:09,180
Maybe, yeah

985
01:20:09,180 --> 01:20:10,420
I think it's called voodoo

986
01:20:10,420 --> 01:20:15,020
Yeah, barely, is it?

987
01:20:15,020 --> 01:20:16,020
Thank you.

988
01:20:16,020 --> 01:20:46,000
Thank you.

989
01:20:46,000 --> 01:21:15,980
Thank you.

990
01:21:15,980 --> 01:21:17,980
Thank you.

991
01:21:17,980 --> 01:21:19,980
Thank you.

992
01:21:19,980 --> 01:21:21,980
Thank you.

993
01:21:21,980 --> 01:21:23,980
Thank you.

994
01:21:23,980 --> 01:21:24,540
Let's have a look.

995
01:21:25,820 --> 01:21:29,120
Pile of rocks and weird shit inside the rocks.

996
01:21:29,920 --> 01:21:34,860
A biblical tale says the town of Ziklag became the unlikely seat of David.

997
01:21:38,200 --> 01:21:42,220
Before his anointment as king following the Israelite King Saul's death.

998
01:21:42,220 --> 01:21:48,460
We excavated in 2015 and 2016 and 2017 and 2018 and now 2019.

999
01:21:48,460 --> 01:21:50,560
So we're already working here for five years.

1000
01:21:50,560 --> 01:21:55,480
And altogether we excavated about 1,000 square meters in three different areas.

1001
01:21:55,480 --> 01:22:01,180
And in each one of these areas we have monumental architecture and a large building from the Felistin time.

1002
01:22:01,180 --> 01:22:04,280
From the 12th and 11th centuries BC.

1003
01:22:04,820 --> 01:22:08,960
And there are many, many debates if King David was a historical figure or mythological figure.

1004
01:22:09,520 --> 01:22:11,520
And if he was a historical figure if he was a...

1005
01:22:11,520 --> 01:22:14,160
And perhaps to Johnny Hayley.

1006
01:22:14,260 --> 01:22:15,280
He has a chip on his phone.

1007
01:22:15,280 --> 01:22:16,660
He has a bag of chips.

1008
01:22:16,660 --> 01:22:17,200
Thank you.

1009
01:22:17,280 --> 01:22:19,120
Thanks very much there, Tim Healy.

1010
01:22:19,120 --> 01:22:31,040
Pottery vessels and other objects typical of the fucking Philistines have been excavated around the Ziklag region.

1011
01:22:33,160 --> 01:22:37,340
A big, massive, empty room out in the fucking back of beyond.

1012
01:22:37,780 --> 01:22:39,240
The land of sand, probably.

1013
01:22:39,800 --> 01:22:42,100
The great Eurasian unknown.

1014
01:22:42,600 --> 01:22:45,140
Dense landmass of Eurasia.

1015
01:22:45,480 --> 01:22:48,920
Encompassing Afghanistan and all the Stanishtans.

1016
01:22:48,920 --> 01:22:50,480
They're all there.

1017
01:22:51,000 --> 01:22:52,240
Each and every one of them.

1018
01:22:52,560 --> 01:22:53,400
Ready for action.

1019
01:22:53,880 --> 01:22:55,340
And there you've got...

1020
01:22:55,340 --> 01:22:56,240
Abbas...

1021
01:22:56,240 --> 01:22:58,140
Abbas Stanakazi.

1022
01:23:00,940 --> 01:23:01,940
Look at him there.

1023
01:23:02,620 --> 01:23:04,400
And who's that lad at the back there, look.

1024
01:23:06,000 --> 01:23:07,500
Just fucking chilling out.

1025
01:23:07,900 --> 01:23:08,940
Surveying the scene.

1026
01:23:09,700 --> 01:23:10,460
We don't know.

1027
01:23:10,740 --> 01:23:12,340
We can only imagine and guess.

1028
01:23:14,280 --> 01:23:15,980
Also here you've got some...

1029
01:23:15,980 --> 01:23:17,660
The rest of them are in Arabic.

1030
01:23:17,900 --> 01:23:18,900
I'm not gonna try in a...

1031
01:23:18,900 --> 01:23:19,840
And pronounce them.

1032
01:23:20,020 --> 01:23:21,000
Because I can't.

1033
01:23:24,860 --> 01:23:25,340
And...

1034
01:23:25,340 --> 01:23:28,320
There's a suit jacket.

1035
01:23:28,440 --> 01:23:30,000
Like a tailored suit jacket.

1036
01:23:30,320 --> 01:23:31,740
That goes over the...

1037
01:23:31,740 --> 01:23:33,900
The robes that they wear.

1038
01:23:34,700 --> 01:23:36,900
And then those hats that the boys wore in Chernobyl.

1039
01:23:37,180 --> 01:23:38,760
To keep their radiation off their heads.

1040
01:23:41,440 --> 01:23:43,160
Why did they make the room so big?

1041
01:23:43,160 --> 01:23:43,180
Why did they make the room so big?

1042
01:23:45,900 --> 01:23:46,620
Very...

1043
01:23:46,620 --> 01:23:50,260
They're very impressed by big visual sort of things as well.

1044
01:23:52,540 --> 01:23:53,340
It's quiet.

1045
01:23:53,600 --> 01:23:54,260
It's eerie.

1046
01:23:54,960 --> 01:23:55,780
It's strange.

1047
01:23:55,900 --> 01:23:56,700
It's so big.

1048
01:23:56,760 --> 01:23:57,360
It's too big.

1049
01:23:57,440 --> 01:23:58,880
There's no need for it to be that big.

1050
01:23:59,880 --> 01:24:01,680
Thanks very much to Crispy Jones.

1051
01:24:07,460 --> 01:24:08,720
It's a huge room.

1052
01:24:09,520 --> 01:24:11,100
It's the ballroom of death.

1053
01:24:12,300 --> 01:24:13,460
Afghani ballroom.

1054
01:24:14,380 --> 01:24:16,840
And there you've got a few booths down the back.

1055
01:24:18,320 --> 01:24:20,840
What's going on in those booths?

1056
01:24:21,400 --> 01:24:22,020
Do you know what I mean?

1057
01:24:22,140 --> 01:24:24,200
We don't know what's going on in those booths.

1058
01:24:24,200 --> 01:24:25,340
And we'll never know.

1059
01:24:25,340 --> 01:24:33,100
This is actually the intra-Afghan peace talks in Doha.

1060
01:24:33,400 --> 01:24:34,340
Out in...

1061
01:24:36,000 --> 01:24:38,100
Dubai is it?

1062
01:24:41,060 --> 01:24:42,300
Shady stuff.

1063
01:24:44,860 --> 01:24:45,820
Congratulations.

1064
01:24:48,540 --> 01:24:50,580
United States of America.

1065
01:24:51,580 --> 01:24:53,360
You won the World Cup.

1066
01:24:54,720 --> 01:24:57,260
Congratulations are in order to Team USA.

1067
01:24:57,440 --> 01:24:58,480
You've won the World Cup.

1068
01:24:58,700 --> 01:25:00,160
The Women's World Cup, that is.

1069
01:25:00,800 --> 01:25:01,720
And it's not a cup.

1070
01:25:02,240 --> 01:25:04,440
It's a trophy with a little ball on the top.

1071
01:25:06,080 --> 01:25:12,000
They roundly trounced opposition, including Thailand 13-0 in the opening game.

1072
01:25:12,520 --> 01:25:15,800
And then the Dutch 2-0 in the finishing game.

1073
01:25:16,340 --> 01:25:18,280
What a great, great victory it was for them.

1074
01:25:19,240 --> 01:25:22,060
And we'll all be talking about this for a long time, I'd say.

1075
01:25:23,360 --> 01:25:25,140
Or for a few weeks anyway, I'd say.

1076
01:25:26,240 --> 01:25:27,600
Or maybe for a few days.

1077
01:25:28,840 --> 01:25:31,060
Probably won't be talking about it at all, to be honest with you.

1078
01:25:32,900 --> 01:25:34,580
I'll probably have forgot it by tomorrow.

1079
01:25:36,360 --> 01:25:37,020
Well done.

1080
01:25:41,080 --> 01:25:42,380
There's an island of northern gannets.

1081
01:25:42,380 --> 01:25:43,600
I've flocked to Canada.

1082
01:25:43,740 --> 01:25:44,460
Can you believe it?

1083
01:25:44,580 --> 01:25:46,000
In search of a better life.

1084
01:25:47,220 --> 01:25:51,740
There's an island of gannets there, actually, off the fucking coast of Mayo.

1085
01:25:52,900 --> 01:25:55,240
But they're lovely, like, seagull-like creatures.

1086
01:25:55,600 --> 01:25:59,000
And they've got nice, peachy kind of heads.

1087
01:26:00,420 --> 01:26:01,260
Bird rock.

1088
01:26:01,780 --> 01:26:03,160
Located in Newfoundland.

1089
01:26:03,580 --> 01:26:04,300
Or Newfoundland.

1090
01:26:05,040 --> 01:26:06,000
I don't know how you pronounce it.

1091
01:26:12,780 --> 01:26:13,780
Lovely bit of gannets in flight.

1092
01:26:13,780 --> 01:26:16,200
Gannets in flight.

1093
01:26:16,720 --> 01:26:19,340
The northern gannet population has since recovered.

1094
01:26:20,300 --> 01:26:22,260
After the great gannan famine.

1095
01:26:23,480 --> 01:26:24,340
Gannet famine.

1096
01:26:25,380 --> 01:26:30,280
The pears, which usually mate for life, will lay one egg per year.

1097
01:26:34,920 --> 01:26:36,160
Ooh, Rembrandt.

1098
01:26:36,320 --> 01:26:37,160
The night watch.

1099
01:26:37,400 --> 01:26:39,600
In the Rijksmuseum in Amsterdam.

1100
01:26:41,180 --> 01:26:43,080
Lot of money to go in there, to be honest.

1101
01:26:43,800 --> 01:26:44,740
They could fucking do it.

1102
01:26:45,000 --> 01:26:45,820
Halving the price.

1103
01:26:46,340 --> 01:26:47,660
If you're watching Rijksmuseum.

1104
01:26:48,180 --> 01:26:49,020
Half the price.

1105
01:26:50,120 --> 01:26:51,880
And it'll be twice as nice.

1106
01:26:52,740 --> 01:26:54,480
But you're charging an arm and a leg.

1107
01:26:54,920 --> 01:26:55,560
As it is.

1108
01:26:57,320 --> 01:26:58,760
So, that's my two cents.

1109
01:26:58,820 --> 01:27:00,160
Anyway, I'm not sure if you are watching.

1110
01:27:00,280 --> 01:27:02,400
There's 300 people watching Rijksmuseum.

1111
01:27:03,000 --> 01:27:04,040
I'm sure one of you is.

1112
01:27:04,580 --> 01:27:07,200
It must be one of you amongst that flock.

1113
01:27:10,040 --> 01:27:12,060
With a glass cage around the night watch.

1114
01:27:12,060 --> 01:27:15,120
And the night watch is one of Rembrandt's best paintings.

1115
01:27:16,600 --> 01:27:17,380
Ah, there you go.

1116
01:27:17,660 --> 01:27:19,080
He's telling you all about it.

1117
01:27:19,180 --> 01:27:19,580
He's tick.

1118
01:27:19,920 --> 01:27:22,820
He took the words right out of my mouth.

1119
01:27:24,460 --> 01:27:29,460
That's fucking Taco DeBits.

1120
01:27:31,740 --> 01:27:33,020
That isn't just anyone.

1121
01:27:33,460 --> 01:27:34,760
That's Taco DeBits.

1122
01:27:35,640 --> 01:27:37,800
He's the director of the fucking Rijksmuseum.

1123
01:27:38,180 --> 01:27:38,740
Get a grip.

1124
01:27:40,200 --> 01:27:42,120
And he doesn't have a light on his face.

1125
01:27:43,080 --> 01:27:46,780
And it amazes me that people have these glass cameras.

1126
01:27:47,040 --> 01:27:48,600
And they're doing work for AFP.

1127
01:27:49,320 --> 01:27:53,940
And they can see through their viewfinder that his face isn't as bright as the paintings behind him.

1128
01:27:54,400 --> 01:27:55,300
Just fucking use it.

1129
01:27:55,400 --> 01:27:56,380
Use your phone.

1130
01:27:57,060 --> 01:28:00,020
Use your phone torch or even use your screen.

1131
01:28:00,240 --> 01:28:02,440
Go to open up a Google page.

1132
01:28:02,580 --> 01:28:04,480
Blank white page on your phone.

1133
01:28:05,060 --> 01:28:06,520
And put that on his face.

1134
01:28:07,440 --> 01:28:10,220
Poor Taco DeBits is fucking doing his best here.

1135
01:28:10,580 --> 01:28:12,760
And you're making him look like a complete taco.

1136
01:28:14,060 --> 01:28:15,860
One of the most famous paintings in the world.

1137
01:28:16,300 --> 01:28:19,260
More than two and a half million people come and see it each year.

1138
01:28:19,620 --> 01:28:22,620
It belongs to everybody who lives in the Netherlands.

1139
01:28:22,900 --> 01:28:23,160
Yes.

1140
01:28:23,240 --> 01:28:23,920
For the world.

1141
01:28:24,140 --> 01:28:24,360
Yes.

1142
01:28:24,560 --> 01:28:44,560
Right.

1143
01:28:44,560 --> 01:28:45,200
Right.

1144
01:28:45,200 --> 01:28:45,340
Right.

1145
01:28:45,340 --> 01:28:49,060
And we want to discover what it is and how we can best treat it.

1146
01:28:49,620 --> 01:28:52,560
Just go down to the fucking paint shop and buy some paints.

1147
01:28:53,840 --> 01:28:55,700
I will do the job for free.

1148
01:28:56,180 --> 01:28:58,140
I will do this job for free.

1149
01:28:58,380 --> 01:29:03,960
Rijksmuseum, if you're watching there, we have 3,013 people currently viewing this show.

1150
01:29:04,840 --> 01:29:06,500
I will do the job for free.

1151
01:29:06,580 --> 01:29:13,200
I will restore Rembrandt's masterwork, the night watch, for free.

1152
01:29:14,120 --> 01:29:20,860
If you provide the paints and the tools, I can go in there, not tomorrow, but Wednesday.

1153
01:29:20,860 --> 01:29:23,260
I can get over for Wednesday because I have something on tomorrow.

1154
01:29:23,260 --> 01:29:26,940
Close the fucking place down.

1155
01:29:27,880 --> 01:29:36,400
We'll head to the Bulldog or the Greenhouse or the Grey Area or one of those beforehand.

1156
01:29:37,940 --> 01:29:39,340
pick up a few treats.

1157
01:29:39,340 --> 01:29:44,000
And we'll head down to the fucking Dulux shop.

1158
01:29:46,040 --> 01:29:49,220
We'll spread out the Dulux color chart.

1159
01:29:50,440 --> 01:29:54,920
I'll pick a black, a white, and a red.

1160
01:29:54,920 --> 01:29:57,220
I think that's all I can see in that painting.

1161
01:29:57,220 --> 01:29:58,280
And then we'll go at it.

1162
01:29:59,160 --> 01:30:00,280
I'll do that for free.

1163
01:30:00,280 --> 01:30:01,760
...out of the galleries.

1164
01:30:02,120 --> 01:30:06,260
You know, that also imposes a certain risk for the painting.

1165
01:30:07,060 --> 01:30:14,440
And I think, also considering we don't really know how long the treatment will take, I think this is really, you know, the best, the most optimal situation.

1166
01:30:15,440 --> 01:30:21,920
The priceless painting by the Dutch Golden Age artist has undergone many restorations in the past, but never before in public.

1167
01:30:26,060 --> 01:30:29,320
Bit of fucking trees going on down in Portuguese, man.

1168
01:30:30,320 --> 01:30:32,320
Fucking festival of the trees.

1169
01:30:33,020 --> 01:30:34,580
A six kilometer head hike.

1170
01:30:35,360 --> 01:30:38,240
I'd say your head would be wrecked after carrying those bastards.

1171
01:30:40,700 --> 01:30:41,580
Rao Marais.

1172
01:30:42,320 --> 01:30:43,920
The director of the parade is after you.

1173
01:30:43,920 --> 01:31:08,620
What are you on about, man?

1174
01:31:08,840 --> 01:31:10,600
I don't know what you're on about, hey.

1175
01:31:12,760 --> 01:31:13,860
What are you on about?

1176
01:31:13,860 --> 01:31:14,360
The double.

1177
01:31:14,360 --> 01:31:17,480
And then the arms, because the arms are very tight.

1178
01:31:17,480 --> 01:31:18,800
And the wind.

1179
01:31:18,800 --> 01:31:21,440
If there's wind, it's very complicated.

1180
01:31:21,440 --> 01:31:24,100
Because the tablet is falling.

1181
01:31:24,100 --> 01:31:26,680
And we have to have a lot of strength in the arms.

1182
01:31:26,680 --> 01:31:27,600
And that's why we have to...

1183
01:31:27,600 --> 01:31:41,680
There's been a bit of uncertainty down in Greece, where they're pondering a lot of fucking political stuff.

1184
01:31:42,960 --> 01:31:46,080
There's been big changes that are needed, actually.

1185
01:31:46,320 --> 01:31:47,420
There hasn't been big changes.

1186
01:31:47,420 --> 01:31:58,220
There's been a lot of consternation about it.

1187
01:31:59,020 --> 01:32:03,620
There's been a lot of things that are going to be done.

1188
01:32:03,620 --> 01:32:04,620
There's been a lot of things that are going to be done.

1189
01:32:04,620 --> 01:32:05,620
There's been a lot of things that are going to be done.

1190
01:32:05,620 --> 01:32:06,620
There's been a lot of things that are going to be done.

1191
01:32:06,620 --> 01:32:07,620
There's been a lot of things that are going to be done.

1192
01:32:07,620 --> 01:32:08,620
There's been a lot of things that are going to be done.

1193
01:32:08,620 --> 01:32:18,220
Trials and tribulations, is it?

1194
01:32:19,220 --> 01:32:19,860
Good luck.

1195
01:32:21,700 --> 01:32:24,420
Kevin Spacey's accuser has dropped the charges.

1196
01:32:25,100 --> 01:32:26,100
I wonder what was...

1197
01:32:26,100 --> 01:32:30,320
I wonder how much was in the ball in the money that he offered him to keep Stum.

1198
01:32:34,820 --> 01:32:37,900
Last week, he was going fucking charging him good old.

1199
01:32:37,900 --> 01:32:45,700
I'd say Spaceball whipped out a ball in the money on the table and said, "Do you want to play football with that?"

1200
01:32:45,700 --> 01:32:49,100
"If you want to play football with that, drop the charges."

1201
01:32:49,100 --> 01:32:51,100
"If not, you're fucked."

1202
01:32:51,100 --> 01:32:57,300
And why did they drop the Sybil case?

1203
01:32:57,300 --> 01:32:58,700
Again, I have no comment.

1204
01:32:58,700 --> 01:33:00,700
It was a criminal matter.

1205
01:33:00,700 --> 01:33:07,100
Kevin Spacey offered the lad that he touched a big ball in the money, and now the charges have been dropped.

1206
01:33:07,100 --> 01:33:08,900
"I'm not going to play football with that."

1207
01:33:08,900 --> 01:33:10,900
"I'm not going to play football with that."

1208
01:33:10,900 --> 01:33:11,900
"I'm not going to play football with that."

1209
01:33:11,900 --> 01:33:12,900
"I'm not going to play football with that."

1210
01:33:12,900 --> 01:33:13,900
"Down in Nantucket."

1211
01:33:13,900 --> 01:33:16,900
"Beijing is after you."

1212
01:33:16,900 --> 01:33:20,700
"Beijing is after you."

1213
01:33:20,700 --> 01:33:22,700
"Kids are watching puppets."

1214
01:33:22,700 --> 01:33:23,700
"There's a Punching Judy."

1215
01:33:23,700 --> 01:33:26,700
"An ancient art of shadow theater."

1216
01:33:26,700 --> 01:33:29,700
"It's struggling to stay relevant. I wonder why."

1217
01:33:29,700 --> 01:33:31,500
"It looks cuntish."

1218
01:33:31,500 --> 01:33:35,500
"I actually wouldn't watch this if you paid me."

1219
01:33:35,500 --> 01:33:37,500
"I'd fall asleep."

1220
01:33:37,500 --> 01:33:40,500
"Shadow puppets are after you."

1221
01:33:40,500 --> 01:33:44,500
"They're competing with video games, film and TV."

1222
01:33:44,500 --> 01:33:50,300
"This lad is fucking the last of the shadow puppets here, Lu... Lu Bao Gang."

1223
01:33:50,300 --> 01:33:56,300
"Lu... Lu Bao Gang is the shadow puppet master."

1224
01:33:56,300 --> 01:34:09,100
"I'm not surprised man."

1225
01:34:09,100 --> 01:34:12,100
"It looks shite."

1226
01:34:12,100 --> 01:34:16,100
"Fascinated Chinese people for 2000 years, yeah?"

1227
01:34:16,100 --> 01:34:20,100
"Then electricity was invented and it stopped being fascinating."

1228
01:34:20,100 --> 01:34:29,900
"Rubbish."

1229
01:34:31,900 --> 01:34:35,900
"Iran's gonna be doing a bit of fucking uranium caking."

1230
01:34:35,900 --> 01:34:38,700
"After they started building bomb squads."

1231
01:34:38,700 --> 01:34:41,700
"Due to the fact that nobody has rained them in on it."

1232
01:34:41,700 --> 01:34:43,700
"Nobody's Iranian-ed them in."

1233
01:34:45,500 --> 01:34:47,100
"What do these guys know like?"

1234
01:34:47,100 --> 01:34:50,300
"What do the Iranians wanna do with the uranium?"

1235
01:34:50,300 --> 01:34:52,500
"Do they... do they want to attack?"

1236
01:34:52,500 --> 01:34:56,500
"Do they want to explode the uranium over Israel?"

1237
01:34:56,500 --> 01:34:57,300
"Do they..."

1238
01:34:58,700 --> 01:35:00,100
"What about the man on the street?"

1239
01:35:00,100 --> 01:35:01,300
"What about the shoeshine?"

1240
01:35:01,900 --> 01:35:02,900
"What about this guy?"

1241
01:35:03,100 --> 01:35:04,900
"Is he involved in something?"

1242
01:35:06,300 --> 01:35:11,500
"Was he involved in the uranium... in this great uranium debate that we're having?"

1243
01:35:12,100 --> 01:35:14,300
"We can only... we can only speculate."

1244
01:35:15,100 --> 01:35:19,300
"But... look at the vigorous nature with which this guy is shining shoe."

1245
01:35:19,900 --> 01:35:24,500
"And look at the conversation which is going on with... suit jacket man."

1246
01:35:25,500 --> 01:35:27,300
"Are they involved in something?"

1247
01:35:30,300 --> 01:35:32,900
"And did he just say ham sandwich?"

1248
01:35:33,900 --> 01:35:39,300
"Ham soy boy."

1249
01:35:39,300 --> 01:35:42,300
"Are they alt-right involved in something over there?"

1250
01:35:42,300 --> 01:35:45,300
"Ham soy boy."

1251
01:35:45,300 --> 01:35:47,300
"I'm sorry boy."

1252
01:35:47,300 --> 01:35:52,100
"Get that again. Sorry guys."

1253
01:35:52,100 --> 01:35:53,300
"I'm sorry guys."

1254
01:35:53,300 --> 01:35:55,300
"I... I'm sorry about it."

1255
01:35:55,300 --> 01:35:57,300
"In the cashware of ham soy boy."

1256
01:35:58,300 --> 01:35:59,900
"Ham soy bread."

1257
01:36:00,700 --> 01:36:06,500
"Is that what's going on in a... is... is ham soy bread... code language for nuclear dirty bomb?"

1258
01:36:06,500 --> 01:36:10,900
"In order to have a better economy they have to make ham soy bread."

1259
01:36:11,100 --> 01:36:12,900
"France, Germany and Berlin."

1260
01:36:12,900 --> 01:36:15,900
"France, Germany and the US and Europe are not trustable."

1261
01:36:15,900 --> 01:36:19,300
"Is trust... is trustable a word?"

1262
01:36:19,300 --> 01:36:21,300
"Is trustable a word?"

1263
01:36:21,300 --> 01:36:22,300
"Is trustable a word?"

1264
01:36:22,300 --> 01:36:25,300
"Let's have a look at this."

1265
01:36:25,300 --> 01:36:26,500
"Let's have a look at this."

1266
01:36:29,500 --> 01:36:31,500
"I think the US and Europe are not trustable."

1267
01:36:31,900 --> 01:36:33,500
"Iran is doing the right thing."

1268
01:36:34,100 --> 01:36:35,500
"By reducing its commitments."

1269
01:36:35,500 --> 01:36:38,500
"They have left us for 40 years and supported."

1270
01:36:45,100 --> 01:36:46,100
"I don't know man."

1271
01:36:48,500 --> 01:36:49,900
"Ham soy bread is it?"

1272
01:36:49,900 --> 01:36:58,500
"That's the... that's enough of that."

1273
01:37:01,100 --> 01:37:07,700
"More dignitaries and fucking politicians in big airy rooms in probably the East, like Eurasia."

1274
01:37:07,700 --> 01:37:09,100
"It's not... you can tell..."

1275
01:37:10,300 --> 01:37:16,100
"It... you can tell where things are just based on the quality of the... the camera and the decor."

1276
01:37:16,300 --> 01:37:19,700
"I know that might sound like an obvious thing but... look at the shtet of these guys."

1277
01:37:20,500 --> 01:37:24,500
"Fucking... Tweedle Dee and Tweedle fucked."

1278
01:37:28,500 --> 01:37:29,500
"Look at that."

1279
01:37:32,500 --> 01:37:34,700
"He's got a... he's got a pipe smoker's face."

1280
01:37:34,900 --> 01:37:37,500
"It's like he's smoked a lot of tobacco out of a pipe."

1281
01:37:38,900 --> 01:37:40,500
"That guy's got a big badge."

1282
01:37:40,700 --> 01:37:41,500
"What does that mean?"

1283
01:37:44,300 --> 01:37:49,500
"Erdogan meets members of Bosnia's Tri-Party presidency in Sarajevo."

1284
01:37:49,500 --> 01:37:50,300
"Yeah, we should time here."

1285
01:37:50,300 --> 01:37:51,300
"Yeah, we should time here."

1286
01:37:51,300 --> 01:37:52,300
"Yeah, we should time here."

1287
01:37:52,300 --> 01:37:53,300
"These guys need to go out and fucking go on a sesh."

1288
01:37:53,300 --> 01:37:54,300
"Rapid transit style."

1289
01:37:54,300 --> 01:37:59,100
"He looks like he's going to Schleipshire."

1290
01:37:59,100 --> 01:38:03,900
"This guy's talking absolute cack."

1291
01:38:03,900 --> 01:38:04,900
"And there's the fella from fucking... it's always sunny."

1292
01:38:04,900 --> 01:38:07,900
"The guy from always sunny in Philadelphia there, hey."

1293
01:38:07,900 --> 01:38:12,700
"Next to Shy Talker 2000."

1294
01:38:12,700 --> 01:38:14,700
"And then pipe smoker McGee there."

1295
01:38:14,700 --> 01:38:15,700
"Erdogan."

1296
01:38:15,700 --> 01:38:17,700
"I'm always hearing about fucking Erdogan."

1297
01:38:17,700 --> 01:38:25,500
"I'm always hearing about fucking Erdogan."

1298
01:38:25,500 --> 01:38:27,500
"Like he's the big deal."

1299
01:38:27,500 --> 01:38:28,500
"Oh yeah, Erdogan this."

1300
01:38:28,500 --> 01:38:29,500
"Erdogan that."

1301
01:38:29,500 --> 01:38:31,500
"Did you hear Erdogan said such and such the last day?"

1302
01:38:31,500 --> 01:38:49,300
"Do you know what, like, I don't care about Erdogan any more than I fucking care about global warming."

1303
01:38:49,300 --> 01:38:51,300
"They're both boring."

1304
01:38:52,300 --> 01:38:53,300
"Give me a boost."

1305
01:38:54,300 --> 01:38:56,300
"And a fucking... and put the football on."

1306
01:38:56,300 --> 01:38:58,300
"When's the football season starting?"

1307
01:38:58,300 --> 01:39:02,300
"Because this news to me is bollocks."

1308
01:39:04,300 --> 01:39:05,300
"Good luck."

1309
01:39:08,300 --> 01:39:10,300
"Erdogan needs to get a few erdingers into himself."

1310
01:39:10,300 --> 01:39:13,300
"Here we are in the Tour de France is starting now, man."

1311
01:39:13,300 --> 01:39:15,300
"Conjera about in Pakistan."

1312
01:39:15,300 --> 01:39:18,300
"The boys are doing the Tour de Pakistan."

1313
01:39:18,300 --> 01:39:22,300
"They're all pumped up on fucking... cycle juice."

1314
01:39:23,300 --> 01:39:26,300
"The boys are all doing drugs out in Pakistan now, hey."

1315
01:39:27,300 --> 01:39:29,300
"Mad lads on bikes."

1316
01:39:29,300 --> 01:39:31,300
"Cycling for the medals."

1317
01:39:32,300 --> 01:39:33,300
"Fair fucks to you lads."

1318
01:39:33,300 --> 01:39:35,300
"You're flying it."

1319
01:39:36,300 --> 01:39:37,300
"Well done lads."

1320
01:39:39,300 --> 01:39:41,300
"You're doing great."

1321
01:39:41,300 --> 01:39:46,300
"The Tour de Conjerape starts at 1,500 meters above sea level."

1322
01:39:47,300 --> 01:39:50,300
"You'd need a few fucking air packs for that."

1323
01:39:50,300 --> 01:39:51,300
"We are planning to be right, many other uh..."

1324
01:39:51,300 --> 01:39:52,300
"Look at this lad."

1325
01:39:52,300 --> 01:39:54,300
"Trying to copy my Tash game, is it?"

1326
01:39:54,300 --> 01:39:57,300
"Fucking Usman Ahmed, is it?"

1327
01:39:57,300 --> 01:40:02,300
"You'd wanna shave that off Usman."

1328
01:40:02,300 --> 01:40:06,300
"And you'd wanna get your shades a size smaller."

1329
01:40:06,300 --> 01:40:10,300
"It looks like you're trying to be fucking Timmy Mallet."

1330
01:40:10,300 --> 01:40:11,300
"Good luck."

1331
01:40:11,300 --> 01:40:17,300
"The teams, we, what we want to do is we want to block the dates for TDK 2020."

1332
01:40:17,300 --> 01:40:25,300
"So that many, as many international cyclists, especially from Europe and America, they may join us in this cycling event."

1333
01:40:25,300 --> 01:40:30,300
"And we want to increase the scale of this event and we want to upscale it in the years to come."

1334
01:40:31,300 --> 01:40:32,300
"Fair fucks to ya man."

1335
01:40:32,300 --> 01:40:33,300
"You've got ambition."

1336
01:40:33,300 --> 01:40:47,300
"Papa Francisco is reaching out to migrants the last day."

1337
01:40:47,300 --> 01:40:51,300
"Doesn't look like he's reaching very far."

1338
01:40:51,300 --> 01:40:55,300
"In fact, he actually isn't reaching anyway."

1339
01:40:55,300 --> 01:40:59,300
"He's standing on a fucking plinth in a palace of gold."

1340
01:40:59,300 --> 01:41:06,300
"Speaking empty platitudes from a pre-paired script."

1341
01:41:06,300 --> 01:41:08,300
"Which he didn't write."

1342
01:41:08,300 --> 01:41:10,300
"The Pope made his statement."

1343
01:41:10,300 --> 01:41:15,300
"The migrants are people, these are not mere social or migrant issues."

1344
01:41:15,300 --> 01:41:21,300
"This is not just about migrants, in the sense that migrants are first of all human beings."

1345
01:41:21,300 --> 01:41:28,300
"And also they are the symbol of all those rejected by today's globalized society."

1346
01:41:28,300 --> 01:41:30,300
"What about you man?"

1347
01:41:30,300 --> 01:41:33,300
"What about your golden temple hey?"

1348
01:41:33,300 --> 01:41:37,300
"Do you know where, is that, is that not globalized?"

1349
01:41:38,300 --> 01:41:40,300
"Global Pope is it?"

1350
01:41:40,300 --> 01:41:44,300
"St. Peter's is after you."

1351
01:41:44,300 --> 01:41:46,300
"Ohhhhh."

1352
01:41:46,300 --> 01:41:50,300
"Today it's Papa Francesco who invited us to...

1353
01:41:50,300 --> 01:41:54,300
"The school has problems to be created."

1354
01:41:54,300 --> 01:41:55,300
"Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah."

1355
01:41:55,300 --> 01:41:58,300
"Photo opportunity, that's all that was."

1356
01:41:58,300 --> 01:42:05,300
"Today we announce the unsealing of sex trafficking charges against Jeffrey Epstein."

1357
01:42:05,300 --> 01:42:09,300
"Who the fuck is Epstein man, everyone's going on about a billionaire is it?"

1358
01:42:09,300 --> 01:42:13,300
"Did they have a private sex island or something?"

1359
01:42:13,300 --> 01:42:15,300
"Fuckin' scary."

1360
01:42:15,300 --> 01:42:19,300
"I heard Donald Trump was on the same flight as him."

1361
01:42:19,300 --> 01:42:25,300
"Himself and Donald Trump were fuckin' playing poker on the same plane."

1362
01:42:25,300 --> 01:42:31,300
"What's this now?"

1363
01:42:31,300 --> 01:42:39,300
"Peru. The Peruvian soccer team have arrived in Lima."

1364
01:42:39,300 --> 01:42:43,300
"I think they won the... they win it."

1365
01:42:43,300 --> 01:42:49,300
"Rubbish shots really."

1366
01:42:49,300 --> 01:43:01,300
"Malawi is after you."

1367
01:43:01,300 --> 01:43:05,300
"Albino Malawi is doing a bit of busking man."

1368
01:43:09,300 --> 01:43:13,300
"His big break came when Swedish producer Johan saw him."

1369
01:43:13,300 --> 01:43:27,300
"I wonder if you can stay out in the sun if you're an albino."

1370
01:43:27,300 --> 01:43:31,300
"Lucky doob is minimal in the long."

1371
01:43:31,300 --> 01:43:33,300
"Lucky doob."

1372
01:43:33,300 --> 01:43:36,300
"Roll up a lucky doob there and we'll see how we get on."

1373
01:43:36,300 --> 01:43:47,980
Fair play to you, man.

1374
01:44:01,980 --> 01:44:19,660
Here he is, the man, the myth, the legend again. Erdogan, not him, but Erdogan was on the telly there a second ago talking. Cack! Eddie Hobbs. Fucking Eddie Hobbs, man.

1375
01:44:27,660 --> 01:44:45,660
Eddie Hobbs is doing the rounds over in Istanbul, as well as Ben Hilton. Rubbish.

1376
01:44:45,660 --> 01:44:49,660
Forests cover 30% of the world's total landmass.

1377
01:44:49,660 --> 01:44:59,660
Forests are the lungs of the planet. Don't chop them down. Because if you do, you're killing your own lungs. That's all I gotta say on the issue.

1378
01:44:59,660 --> 01:45:01,660
3.6 million hectares of that...

1379
01:45:01,660 --> 01:45:08,660
Brazil is like the lungs of the planet. And they're deforestising it. D after D after D.

1380
01:45:08,660 --> 01:45:10,660
An increase in agricultural land.

1381
01:45:10,660 --> 01:45:17,660
Logging, forest fires linked to climate change, and mining are the main drivers of deforestation.

1382
01:45:17,660 --> 01:45:26,660
The destruction of primary rainforest, equivalent in 2018 to an area the size of Belgium, takes place mainly in five countries.

1383
01:45:26,660 --> 01:45:32,660
That man. The cod's fucking telly-took. Clearly you can't pass the board.

1384
01:45:32,660 --> 01:45:36,660
The Democratic Republic of Congo, where industrial scale logging is to blame.

1385
01:45:36,660 --> 01:45:42,680
Indonesia, where tree cover has given way to palm oil as well as logging.

1386
01:45:42,680 --> 01:45:54,780
Alright, good luck. Bad crack. Bad crack. Thank you very much for telling me. Clearly you can't classify.

1387
01:45:54,780 --> 01:46:05,820
Either.io will be an amazing addition to the stream. What is that? Don't want to click it in case it's a fucking bad link. Fucking blink 182.

1388
01:46:10,200 --> 01:46:11,900
Eat to grow longer, is it?

1389
01:46:11,900 --> 01:46:16,060
Let's have a look. Let's have a look.

1390
01:46:25,060 --> 01:46:39,380
The International Criminal Court in The Hague was set up in 2002. Independent and permanent, it was established to bring to justice those accused of the most serious crimes of concern to the international community.

1391
01:46:39,420 --> 01:46:43,580
This is a speed run, that.

1392
01:46:43,580 --> 01:47:01,740
The ICC's jurisdiction is not the court of last resort and will only act if a case is not investigated or prosecuted by a national judicial system. It can also act if a country is clearly attempting to protect a person from criminal responsibility. A country may also be unable to pursue an individual because its justice system has collapsed.

1393
01:47:01,740 --> 01:47:19,900
Is this an online game? Is this?

1394
01:47:19,900 --> 01:47:21,900
Is this an online game? Is this?

1395
01:47:21,900 --> 01:47:34,060
Provided it has the prior authorization of three independent judges. The United Nations Security Council could also request the prostitute to launch an investigation. Regardless of whether it involves a state party or not.

1396
01:47:34,060 --> 01:47:38,220
The United Nations Security Council could also request the state party or not.

1397
01:47:38,220 --> 01:47:42,220
The United Nations Security Council could also request the state party or not.

1398
01:47:42,220 --> 01:47:46,380
The United Nations Security Council could also request the state party or not.

1399
01:47:46,380 --> 01:47:48,380
The United Nations Security Council could also request the state party or not.

1400
01:47:48,380 --> 01:47:50,380
The United Nations Security Council could also request the state party or not.

1401
01:47:50,380 --> 01:47:52,380
The United Nations Security Council could also request the state party or not.

1402
01:47:52,380 --> 01:47:54,380
The United Nations Security Council could also request the state party or not.

1403
01:47:54,380 --> 01:48:02,540
The United Nations Security Council could also request the state party or not.

1404
01:48:02,540 --> 01:48:04,540
The United Nations Security Council could also request the state party or not.

1405
01:48:04,540 --> 01:48:06,540
The United Nations Security Council could also request the state party or not.

1406
01:48:06,540 --> 01:48:08,540
The United Nations Security Council could also request the state party or not.

1407
01:48:08,540 --> 01:48:10,540
The United Nations Security Council could also request the state party or not.

1408
01:48:10,540 --> 01:48:12,540
The United Nations Security Council could also request the state party or not.

1409
01:48:12,540 --> 01:48:14,540
The United Nations Security Council could also request the state party or not.

1410
01:48:14,540 --> 01:48:16,540
The United Nations Security Council could also request the state party or not.

1411
01:48:16,540 --> 01:48:18,540
The United Nations Security Council could also request the state party or not.

1412
01:48:18,540 --> 01:48:20,540
The United Nations Security Council could also request the state party or not.

1413
01:48:20,540 --> 01:48:21,540
The United Nations Security Council could also request the state party or not.

1414
01:48:21,540 --> 01:48:22,540
The United Nations Security Council could also request the state party or not.

1415
01:48:22,540 --> 01:48:24,860
The United Nations Security Council could also request the state party or not.

1416
01:48:24,860 --> 01:48:26,860
The United Nations Security Council could also request the state party or not.

1417
01:48:26,860 --> 01:48:27,860
The United Nations Security Council could also request the state party or not.

1418
01:48:27,860 --> 01:48:28,860
The United Nations Security Council could also request the state party or not.

1419
01:48:28,860 --> 01:48:29,860
The United Nations Security Council could also request the state party or not.

1420
01:48:29,860 --> 01:48:30,860
The United Nations Security Council could also request the state party or not.

1421
01:48:30,860 --> 01:48:31,860
The United Nations Security Council could also request the state party or not.

1422
01:48:31,860 --> 01:48:32,860
The United Nations Security Council could also request the state party or not.

1423
01:48:32,860 --> 01:48:33,860
The United Nations Security Council could also request the state party or not.

1424
01:48:33,860 --> 01:48:34,860
The United Nations Security Council could also request the state party or not.

1425
01:48:34,860 --> 01:48:35,860
The United Nations Security Council could also request the state party or not.

1426
01:48:35,860 --> 01:48:36,860
The United Nations Security Council could also request the state party or not.

1427
01:48:36,860 --> 01:48:37,860
The United Nations Security Council could also request the state party or not.

1428
01:48:37,860 --> 01:48:50,180
The United Nations Security Council could also request the state party or not.

1429
01:48:50,180 --> 01:48:52,180
The United Nations Security Council could also request the state party or not.

1430
01:48:52,180 --> 01:48:54,180
The United Nations Security Council could also request the state party or not.

1431
01:48:54,180 --> 01:48:56,180
The United Nations Security Council could also request the state party or not.

1432
01:48:56,180 --> 01:49:10,500
The United Nations Security Council could also request the state party or not.

1433
01:49:10,500 --> 01:49:16,500
The United Nations Security Council could also request the state party or not.

1434
01:49:16,500 --> 01:49:19,700
The United Nations Security Council could also request the state party or not.

1435
01:49:19,700 --> 01:49:24,980
The United Nations Security Council could also request the state party or not.

1436
01:49:24,980 --> 01:49:25,780
I haven't.

1437
01:49:26,860 --> 01:49:27,720
But it sounds good.

1438
01:49:30,980 --> 01:49:31,700
Good.

1439
01:49:32,500 --> 01:49:33,700
And true.

1440
01:49:45,700 --> 01:49:48,220
It's going to be a fucking hornet's nest out there, mate.

1441
01:49:49,280 --> 01:49:49,900
Stand by.

1442
01:49:50,860 --> 01:49:51,740
Stand by.

1443
01:49:52,200 --> 01:49:52,800
Very dark.

1444
01:49:53,020 --> 01:49:53,920
Stand by.

1445
01:49:54,400 --> 01:49:54,940
Go.

1446
01:49:56,600 --> 01:50:00,980
When PlayStation VR first launched, they released with a $40 glorified demo disc of sorts called

1447
01:50:00,980 --> 01:50:05,740
PlayStation VR Worlds, a collection of small games and experiences showcasing a few concepts

1448
01:50:05,740 --> 01:50:10,580
unworthy of prime time, but also a couple that begged to be either precision ADS or shooting

1449
01:50:10,580 --> 01:50:12,060
from the hip or each other.

1450
01:50:12,840 --> 01:50:15,820
By looking at one and tapping it, in fact, when it's all over,

1451
01:50:15,820 --> 01:50:23,820
Blood and Truth is a VR game that redefines what AAA means.

1452
01:50:23,820 --> 01:50:28,500
It manages to bring us a visually stunning, well-told narrative filled to the brim with exciting

1453
01:50:28,500 --> 01:50:28,900
gameplay.

1454
01:50:28,900 --> 01:50:32,740
Astronaut Yuri Gagarin became the first human to orbit the Earth.

1455
01:50:33,980 --> 01:50:38,660
In 1963, his compatriot Valentina Terekkova became the first woman in space.

1456
01:50:38,660 --> 01:50:40,620
Sorry you can't hear the mic, I didn't have it near me.

1457
01:50:41,420 --> 01:50:42,560
I wasn't saying anything.

1458
01:50:42,560 --> 01:50:43,560
That's probably quite a bit.

1459
01:50:43,560 --> 01:50:44,560
I'm going to be there.

1460
01:50:44,560 --> 01:50:51,140
Armstrong and fucking Buzz Lightyear.

1461
01:50:51,140 --> 01:50:53,140
Fair play to them for going to the moon.

1462
01:50:53,140 --> 01:50:55,140
What good did it do us though?

1463
01:50:55,140 --> 01:51:07,720
You're only dreaming of Mars, man.

1464
01:51:07,720 --> 01:51:11,820
You might as well fuck off to Mars because you're no use here.

1465
01:51:11,820 --> 01:51:19,640
one and two lifted off on their mission to explore the solar system. In 1981 the era of

1466
01:51:19,640 --> 01:51:25,320
reusable spacecraft began. This period was marked by disasters for Challenger in 1986

1467
01:51:25,320 --> 01:51:30,260
and Columbia in 2003. The Hubble 10-

1468
01:51:30,260 --> 01:51:33,260
BAH! Fuck man!

1469
01:51:33,260 --> 01:52:02,580
This is a speedrun guys! I've heard this fucking music.

1470
01:52:02,580 --> 01:52:32,560
The internet is just full of fucking shit. Videos like just music and text. There's no...wow. Bit of fucking fighting. Here we go. There was a bit of fucking Hong Kong phooey going down in the city of Hong Kong the last day. Lads with fucking umbrellas and sticks were fighting the police who were rigged up and fighting the police.

1471
01:52:32,560 --> 01:52:44,560
It looked like a fair old scalp was being dished out. I doubt anyone got fucking killed. But I'd say a few got the bash and regretted what they'd been at.

1472
01:52:44,560 --> 01:53:12,560
It was a very cyberpunk kind of affair. And it looked like great crack from the safe distance of Ireland. The land of the iron. They don't respond to what the people are angry about.

1473
01:53:12,560 --> 01:53:17,560
So that's why Hong Kong citizens feel like hopeless.

1474
01:53:17,560 --> 01:53:40,680
Bottom line. Bottom line. Bottom line. Bottom line there. China's fucked. Madagascar fucking celebrating as well. Because they won some football game out in the African nations or African con...AFCON 2019 or something.

1475
01:53:41,560 --> 01:53:52,560
What the hell's that? What the hell's that? What's that he's got? Look at that thing at the back. Is that a fucking TV screen or what? Look at this.

1476
01:53:52,560 --> 01:54:01,560
Alafa... He's shouting Alafa Barber. Listen to him. Alafa Barber.

1477
01:54:01,560 --> 01:54:03,560
Alafa Barber.

1478
01:54:03,560 --> 01:54:15,560
Alafa Barber. Very pleased. Mad cunts.

1479
01:54:15,560 --> 01:54:16,560
Hey cunts!

1480
01:54:37,420 --> 01:54:42,100
I wonder what those scenes would look like to uh... different music.

1481
01:54:42,100 --> 01:54:52,100
*whistling*

1482
01:54:52,100 --> 01:55:04,100
*whistling*

1483
01:55:04,100 --> 01:55:12,100
*whistling*

1484
01:55:12,100 --> 01:55:14,100
*whistling*

1485
01:55:14,100 --> 01:55:24,100
*whistling*

1486
01:55:24,100 --> 01:55:26,100
*whistling*

1487
01:55:26,100 --> 01:55:28,100
*whistling*

1488
01:55:28,100 --> 01:55:30,100
*whistling*

1489
01:55:30,100 --> 01:55:32,100
*whistling*

1490
01:55:32,100 --> 01:55:34,100
*whistling*

1491
01:55:34,100 --> 01:55:36,100
*whistling*

1492
01:55:36,100 --> 01:55:38,100
*whistling*

1493
01:55:38,100 --> 01:55:40,100
Look at him, look, look at him!

1494
01:55:40,100 --> 01:55:41,100
*whistling*

1495
01:55:41,100 --> 01:55:42,100
Go back to that.

1496
01:55:42,100 --> 01:55:44,100
*whistling*

1497
01:55:44,100 --> 01:55:46,100
*whistling*

1498
01:55:46,100 --> 01:56:03,360
*Tying in the background*

1499
01:56:03,360 --> 01:56:05,680
Wow! Look at his hands!

1500
01:56:05,680 --> 01:56:08,780
*Tying in the background*

1501
01:56:08,780 --> 01:56:10,780
Look at the speed of this guy's hands!

1502
01:56:10,780 --> 01:56:15,780
*Tying in the background*

1503
01:56:15,780 --> 01:56:17,780
*music*

1504
01:56:17,780 --> 01:56:20,780
Look at this lad's hands here now, wait a sec, look!

1505
01:56:20,780 --> 01:56:24,780
*music*

1506
01:56:24,780 --> 01:56:26,780
*music*

1507
01:56:26,780 --> 01:56:28,780
*music*

1508
01:56:28,780 --> 01:56:33,780
*music*

1509
01:56:33,780 --> 01:56:37,780
*music*

1510
01:56:37,780 --> 01:56:39,780
Okay, wait a sec now.

1511
01:56:39,780 --> 01:56:43,780
I think the fuckin' uh, that song can go for a lot of stuff.

1512
01:56:43,780 --> 01:56:45,780
*music*

1513
01:56:45,780 --> 01:56:47,780
*music*

1514
01:56:47,780 --> 01:56:51,780
Indonesian residents after a strong earthquake.

1515
01:56:51,780 --> 01:56:53,780
Wait a sec now, wait a sec.

1516
01:56:53,780 --> 01:57:01,780
I think if we go back to fuckin' Hong Kong there, and we ha- *laughs*

1517
01:57:01,780 --> 01:57:05,780
This is actually a Hmong- *music*

1518
01:57:05,780 --> 01:57:07,780
In Hong Kong.

1519
01:57:07,780 --> 01:57:09,780
Now.

1520
01:57:09,780 --> 01:57:11,780
*music*

1521
01:57:11,780 --> 01:57:12,260
Yeah.

1522
01:57:12,260 --> 01:57:13,260
Yeah.

1523
01:57:13,260 --> 01:57:14,260
Yeah.

1524
01:57:14,260 --> 01:57:15,260
Yeah.

1525
01:57:15,260 --> 01:57:17,260
Yeah.

1526
01:57:17,260 --> 01:57:18,260
Yeah.

1527
01:57:18,260 --> 01:57:19,260
Yeah.

1528
01:57:19,260 --> 01:57:21,260
Yeah.

1529
01:57:21,260 --> 01:57:22,260
Yeah.

1530
01:57:22,260 --> 01:57:23,260
Yeah.

1531
01:57:23,260 --> 01:57:24,260
Yeah.

1532
01:57:24,260 --> 01:57:25,260
Yeah.

1533
01:57:25,260 --> 01:57:26,260
Yeah.

1534
01:57:26,260 --> 01:57:27,260
Yeah.

1535
01:57:27,260 --> 01:57:28,260
Yeah.

1536
01:57:28,260 --> 01:57:29,260
Yeah.

1537
01:57:29,260 --> 01:57:30,260
Yeah.

1538
01:57:30,260 --> 01:57:31,260
Yeah.

1539
01:57:31,260 --> 01:57:32,260
Yeah.

1540
01:57:32,260 --> 01:57:34,100
I'm your man.

1541
01:57:34,300 --> 01:57:36,580
Love you like you're walking through.

1542
01:57:36,720 --> 01:57:38,800
I've been up with every time.

1543
01:57:39,040 --> 01:57:40,660
What the fuck can I do?

1544
01:57:40,860 --> 01:57:42,960
I'll do so good for you.

1545
01:57:46,900 --> 01:57:49,620
Don't ask me no questions.

1546
01:57:51,060 --> 01:57:53,960
I'll tell you no lies.

1547
01:57:55,140 --> 01:57:57,940
Use my shoulder to rest on.

1548
01:57:58,740 --> 01:58:01,140
I will be right by your side.

1549
01:58:01,140 --> 01:58:03,160
I will be your real smile.

1550
01:58:03,400 --> 01:58:05,520
I'll take this away from you.

1551
01:58:05,740 --> 01:58:07,540
I'm the one you can see.

1552
01:58:07,540 --> 01:58:11,920
I will be your real smile.

1553
01:58:11,920 --> 01:58:13,920
I will be your real smile.

1554
01:58:13,920 --> 01:58:39,920
*laughter*

1555
01:58:39,920 --> 01:58:41,920
What a fucking idiot.

1556
01:58:41,920 --> 01:58:53,920
*music*

1557
01:58:53,920 --> 01:58:55,920
Before they are killed.

1558
01:58:55,920 --> 01:58:59,920
My favourite scene was this, where someone was just lying down.

1559
01:58:59,920 --> 01:59:09,920
Look. *laughter*

1560
01:59:09,920 --> 01:59:11,920
*laughter*

1561
01:59:11,920 --> 01:59:13,920
*laughter*

1562
01:59:13,920 --> 01:59:15,920
*laughter*

1563
01:59:15,920 --> 01:59:17,920
*laughter*

1564
01:59:17,920 --> 01:59:19,920
*laughter*

1565
01:59:19,920 --> 01:59:21,920
*laughter*

1566
01:59:21,920 --> 01:59:23,920
*laughter*

1567
01:59:23,920 --> 01:59:25,920
*laughter*

1568
01:59:25,920 --> 01:59:31,920
*laughter*

1569
01:59:31,920 --> 01:59:33,920
*laughter*

1570
01:59:33,920 --> 01:59:35,920
*laughter*

1571
01:59:35,920 --> 01:59:37,920
*laughter*

1572
01:59:37,920 --> 01:59:39,920
*laughter*

1573
01:59:39,920 --> 01:59:43,180
And wounded brother, I'll make you heal

1574
01:59:43,180 --> 01:59:45,420
I'll be so good for you

1575
01:59:45,420 --> 01:59:47,420
I'll be so good for you

1576
01:59:47,420 --> 01:59:49,320
I'll be right by your side

1577
01:59:49,320 --> 01:59:51,420
Love you like you want me to

1578
01:59:51,420 --> 01:59:55,780
There ain't nothing you can hide from me

1579
01:59:55,780 --> 01:59:57,560
I'll be so good for you

1580
01:59:57,560 --> 01:59:59,820
I'll be so good for you

1581
01:59:59,820 --> 02:00:03,280
I'll be right by your side

1582
02:00:03,280 --> 02:00:03,960
Love you like you want me to

1583
02:00:03,960 --> 02:00:07,940
I'll tell you nothing, there ain't nothing, nothing I can't do

1584
02:00:07,940 --> 02:00:09,940
I'll be so good for you

1585
02:00:09,940 --> 02:00:11,940
I'll be so good for you

1586
02:00:11,940 --> 02:00:13,940
I'll be so good for you

1587
02:00:13,940 --> 02:00:16,940
Don't ask me no questions

1588
02:00:16,940 --> 02:00:20,940
I'll tell you no lies

1589
02:00:20,940 --> 02:00:24,940
Use myself a new rest on my head

1590
02:00:24,940 --> 02:00:25,940
Use myself a new rest on my head

1591
02:00:25,940 --> 02:00:26,940
Use myself a new rest on my head

1592
02:00:26,940 --> 02:00:27,940
I'll be right by your side

1593
02:00:27,940 --> 02:00:28,940
I'll be right by your side

1594
02:00:28,940 --> 02:00:29,940
I'll be right by your side

1595
02:00:29,940 --> 02:00:30,940
Sorry about that, thanks very much, Gooter

1596
02:00:30,940 --> 02:00:33,940
Let's have a look

1597
02:00:33,940 --> 02:00:35,940
Let's have a look

1598
02:00:35,940 --> 02:00:37,940
We might get something

1599
02:00:37,940 --> 02:00:37,940
We might get something

1600
02:00:37,940 --> 02:00:38,940
We might get something

1601
02:00:38,940 --> 02:00:39,940
We might get something

1602
02:00:49,940 --> 02:00:51,940
Hong Kong more of this

1603
02:00:51,940 --> 02:00:52,940
More of this

1604
02:00:52,940 --> 02:00:53,940
Is this a new one?

1605
02:00:53,940 --> 02:00:54,860
This is a new one.

1606
02:00:54,860 --> 02:01:24,840
This is a new one.

1607
02:01:24,840 --> 02:01:54,820
This is a new one.

1608
02:01:54,820 --> 02:02:24,800
This is a new one.

1609
02:02:24,800 --> 02:02:54,780
This is a new one.

1610
02:02:54,780 --> 02:03:24,760
This is a new one.

1611
02:03:24,760 --> 02:03:54,740
This is a new one.

1612
02:03:54,740 --> 02:04:24,720
This is a new one.

1613
02:04:24,720 --> 02:04:54,700
This is a new one.
